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These 23 Disappointing Guys Felt Ashamed After Jacking Off

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When my friend was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.

6.

I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day.

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When I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I’ve never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.

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Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to “help me out”. And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.