23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

by Alex Cogen

9.

She stole from Target. Not once. Every time we went.

10.

Tried to run over her ex with her car. Thought it was a joke until I met him and asked about it. He was a lunatic too but fighting crazy with crazy is just bat shit crazy.

11.

She talked openly about slashing an exes tires, and stealing another’s stuff, and burning another ones clothes. I moved and sure as hell didn’t give a forwarding address.

12.

I arrived to pick her up for a date and she was getting ready in her room, so I greeted her parents who were sitting there at the table eating dinner. She was mad that I never bypassed and ignored her parents and went to greet her first. She threw her phone at a wall, shattering the screen and then tried to throw my phone. In hindsight, there were signs she was batshit crazy from the beginning, this just sticks out.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.