23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

by Alex Cogen

21.

She “broke up with her boyfriend” (didn’t), moved into her own apartment (moved in with another dude), went to rehab for heroin (true), and a million other insane things every single person ever told me about. F*ck it man. She begged me to shove it in her ass and would lick the cum up.. Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy.

22.

An actual glob of cum on the back of his shirt when he was supposedly just coming back from his mum’s. Our relationship was already in shambles, and I was desperately in love with him. Sure, sex was great but it was love that I ignored it out of. Still couldn’t save the relationship, at least I learned something and won’t ever allow myself to be placed in a situation like that again.

23.

There were no books in that house. Then after sex I searched a bit and found one. It was “the secret”. I should’ve never returned, but sex was good.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.