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23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

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He had a habbit of talking about his exes a lot. I would tell myself it was fine because he was comparing me to them but saying I was better. Should have been a red flag that he even talked about them that much in the first place. But DAMN the sex was epic. Eventually caught him crazy fb stalking his ex and was like OK he’s definitely not over her I gotta cut the cord.

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She ate paper… At first, it was just straw wrappers when we were out. OK, kinda weird. But she was this Molly-Morman babe who had none of the religious leanings, worth the crazy, right? Nope. Shit finally reached a tipping point when we were doing the horizontal shuffle, and she pulled out a sheet of printer paper. She started eating this piece of paper, mid-sex and I couldn’t do it any more. We broke up that week and I haven’t seen her since.

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I was at a family dinner with a girlfriend once, & she got angry about something & stormed off, & as I excused myself to go calm her down, her f*cking grandparents were like ‘We’re glad you know how to deal with her.’ & I was like…oh shit…the grandparents are telling me she’s crazy? This is also the same girl that convinced me I was an asshole because I was depressed, got me to go to the doctor & get checked out so that I could get on antidepressants. The doctor asked me why I was there, & I told her, & she goes ‘Oh. You’re fine. You have a crazymaker. I’m not giving you a prescription for anything.’ & that is when I was medically diagnosed with a bad girlfriend, by a female doctor.

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My girlfriend always made me work for sex. As the relationship started to deteriorate I started to pull away & suddenly she was giving me all of the sex I could handle. In the back of my mind alarm bells were going off​ because of the way it was happening. Like she was on a mission to keep my d*ck wet at all times. I knew this wasn’t normal or right, but damn the sex was nice. I knew I was going to be breaking up with her. I had already moved on. I was just too stupid & sex drunk to realize she was trying her damnedest to get pregnant to keep me in the relationship. Lots of drama ensued, I finally broke up with her, & she showed up at my house to tell my mother that she had just had a miscarriage. No idea of that’s true or not

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.