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These 25 Pets Are Dicks

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My Siberian husky has this stuffed animal that he loves. He’s real protective of it. One morning I’m laying down and he comes up to me with his toy, he drops it on my chest… Realizes I have it then proceeds to bite me for being in possession of his precious toy… That he gave me. He’s an a**hole but I love him to death. And no, he didn’t bite hard.

10.

My cat loves to go outside and eat the Catnip in the garden, he comes in and sits on the chair, watching his dribble fall in a constant stream, pool there, and then slowly drip onto the floor..

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We have 2 dogs in our house, a great dane (roommate’s dog) and a tibetan mastiff (my dog). We feed them separately, but my dog will always attempt to eat my roommates dogs’ food. I figured I would go ahead and buy him the same food. After a week of mixing, I finally gave him a bowl of pure new food. He didn’t eat for a week while that was in his bowl. Turns out he’s such a spoiled d*ck he didn’t like the food he was stealing, he just liked to steal to be a d*ck.

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I studied abroad for 6 weeks in college. I missed my dog more than anything else during that time. I’d watch videos of soldiers coming home and their pets spazzing out with excitement. Time comes for me to go home. I walk in the door and drop my stuff and throw my arms open, ready for a big furry hug. My dog was laying down on the couch. He lifted his head toward me, gave me a look that said “Oh, this b*tch again?” then laid back down. Poodles are a**holes.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.