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The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

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Once when I was very visibly pregnant a man commented on how nice my ass looked, and asked for my number. I told him I was married. He said what a lucky guy my husband was, THEN he pointed to my stomach and said that could have been mine. It was the creepiest thing. Not to mention I was walking with my 4 and 6 yr old daughters at the time.

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He stole the crutches I needed due to a dislocated kneecap and told me “well you can’t run away from me now.”

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I was at a bar with one of my friends and the guy sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder and says that the bartender accidentally gave him an extra drink and he wanted to know if I wanted it. I told him no thanks, I have a drink. He told me he didn’t want to waste his money since he was charged for it so I told him to give it to one of his friends next to him. He then laughed and said “Why won’t you take it? Its not like I’m gonna rape you or anything, I promise its not roofied.” We left quickly.

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I had a guy tell me “you were a lot more interesting before you started talking” and then continue to flirt with me. I don’t know if that was an attempt at negging or what.

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I had a guy at a bar notice I was Italian, and then proceed to tell me how great Mussolini was before asking me how I would feel about a “naked 30 year man lying on top of me for 30 seconds.” I think it was supposed to be a pick up line.

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A guy I had just met 10 minutes earlier told me, “you have a great face, I’d really love to cum all over it.” No thanks, bye!

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.