Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
When it comes to getting hit on and hearing creepy sh*t, women deal with a lot worse than men. It’s usually men that send gross d*ck picks, use degrading pickup lines, and are just full-blow creepy mofos. But creepiness doesn’t only apply to dudes. Women can be creepy AF as well. I know, crazy right? […] More
Working can really suck the big one. You can get stuck in a dead end job where you’re treated like complete sh*t and totally hate you’re life. Our jobs have a huge impact on how our lives go. You don’t want to do something that makes you miserable, because then that misery will spread into other […] More
If you’ve seen shows like House or Grey’s Anatomy, you know some crazy sh*t goes down in Hospitals. But, you usually write off that stuff as over-exaggerated for television, and not even in the realm of an actual possibility. Well, crazy sh*t goes on in the world, and people deal with absolutely insane medical issues. […] More
Ahh, first love. There’s nothing quite like it. Although it’s new and magical and unreal, it usually has to end sometime. It’s rare for your first love to be your last. So how does it end? The way most relationships do. Someone f*cks it up by cheating or moving away. Or, perhaps, they just fell […] More
No one likes to feel unattractive. It happens to everyone, but some more than others. A lot of the time you feel unattractive because of your own doing. You look in a mirror one day and you find something about yourself that you don’t quite like. So you beat yourself up about it. Don’t they […] More
Money can buy you a lot of things. It can buy you a house, a car, even an education. But will it make you smart? Not necessarily. No matter how much money you spend fueling your education, or how many hours you log in cramming to study, that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart. There are […] More
As we grow up, we learn a lot about human nature. For instance, how human beings like to hump things and enjoying watching naked people. It happens eventually! You gotta see it cuming (lol). But what you don’t anticipate? Having to explain your sexual desires or knowledge to other people. And not just any old […] More
When it comes to school, you expect everything you learn to be the truth. Why would someone teach you something that’s false? Aren’t they supposed to be making you smarter? Aren’t the children our future? I doubt that teachers are feeding false information to students because they want to make them stupid. Truthfully, I think […] More
Sex should always end with a bang! Cumming or an intense orgasm is the goal, and when you don’t get there it really sucks. But if you have a good partner, you’ll always get there. But how else does sex end? You’d think the worst case scenario would just be NOT cumming, but on the […] More
We are all self-conscious about something. Even the most confident people in the world have things that make them feel insecure and nervous. Yes, even Beyonce and Ri Ri. It’s inevitable, because even if the world sees you as perfect, it’s unlikely you see yourself that way. But sometimes, the things you’re most self-conscious about […] More
It’s human nature to ask questions. It’d be weird AF if you didn’t. It’s also normal to ask “dumb” questions when you’re young. You’re learning, so it’s inevitable. But what about when you’re a teen+? Shouldn’t you have some common sense at this point, or know the kind of questions that would make you seem […] More
Sex is just… wonderful. It’s sex! Even the vanilla sh*t is fun. But after doing the same old thing for a while, it’s fun to spice it up and experiment a little. And once that starts, it’s hard to stop. So, what do you do? You get a little kinky, start finding some bucket list […] More
