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    These 19 Guys Have Huge Schlongs And The Ladies Love It

    Sorry to break it to you dudes, but size matters. Usually, a lady likes a guy with a large member, or sometimes slightly above average will do. But sometimes a big d*ck will scare a lady off. And if you have a small dong, surely there is a person out there looking for just that. […] More

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    21 Uber Passengers Share Their Rides From Hell

    Sometimes your Uber or Lyft rides are pretty basic. You get in, exchange pleasantries, and then hop along on your merry way. But sometimes you are drunk AF and embarrass yourself. Maybe you drunkenly started crying or you’re riding home in slutty walk-of-shame attire. Other times you just end up with the most ridiculous driver […] More

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    These 19 BJ Experts Always Swallow And Their Partners Love Them For It

    There are two kinds of people in this world: those that spit, and those that swallow. Let’s face it, everyone prefers a swallower. Yeah, maybe the dude that busted has some funky tasting spunk, but it can be mad awkward if after such an intimate moment you grab a trash can and spit all those […] More

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    23 Amazing Autocorrect Fails That Will Make You Cringe

    “DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT” should be considered one of the quotes that defines our generation. We needs the precious, ’cause sum of us can’t spell fo sh*t. But a lot of the time it only hurts our ability to communicate effectively. You know you’ve done it. You’ve trusted autocorrect, because it’s been faithful to you in […] More

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    25 People Who Are Down With The Brown

    There is a classic saying, I think it traces back to Shakespeare or maybe even Chaucer, but anyways, the saying goes “once you go butt, you never go back.” Since the dawn of time, people have always wanted to put their d*ck somewhere warm and tight. Whether that be a warm apple pie or a […] More

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    These 7 Evil People Were Nominated For The Nobel Peace Prize

    The Nobel Peace Prize has been a highly sought after and prestigious award since 1901. Since then, 97 people have been given this award. Some of the most notable figures include Martin Luther King Jr., Mother Theresa, and Nelson Mandela. It would seem that to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, one has to […] More

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    29 Party Guests That Should Not Have Been Invited To The Wedding

    Weddings are a hit or miss. Sometimes the band sucks and you’re single and everyone is ugly AF. But other times you get to bone a drunk bridesmaid and you’re like “WHO RUN THE WORLD!?” But there is usually someone there that got a pity invite. That, or the bride and groom have TERRIBLE judgment […] More

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    The 31 Best Texts of 2016

    2016 was a mixed bag. Many are claiming it was the worst year ever, taking into account all the incredibly talented celebrities we lost along the way. But let us not forget the good things. It was the year of Westworld, Lemonade (praise be to B), Fantastic Beasts, The Battle of the Bastards (or just […] More

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    23 People Who Gave Their Partners The Best Orgasms Ever

    So sex, amirite?! It’s just AMAZING. Well, as long as you have a generous partner that won’t pull the ole hump-and-dump or be like “me first” and then “but, I’m so tired now.” PS YOU GUYS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. Every minute of sex if great if you have a dope partner, but […] More

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    23 Greatest Things Ever Spoken To A Guy’s Member

    Even if some people consider it to be a little weird, a lot of people name their man parts. Sometimes it is a joke between friends or a couple, and the name just kind of sticks (sorry for naming your d*** Gloria, you know who you are). But sometimes you are gettin’ it on and […] More

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    A Look Back At The Life of Beloved Actress Carrie Fisher

    Carrie Fisher passed away on December 27th, 2016 after suffering from a heart attack 4 days prior. She was only 60 years old. Although Fisher is best known for her role as the resilient Princess Leia, she was so much more. She has acted throughout her life, appearing in films such as The Blues Brothers, […] More

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    Mount Everest Bodies Used as Landmarks

    Everyone knows Mount Everest. It is the tallest mountain in the world, standing at a whopping 29,029 feet. We are told of its beauty and majesty, and for any passionate hiker, climbing Everest is the dream. But many that climb Everest don’t live to tell the tale. Around 280 people have died while attempting to climb Everest. […] More

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