Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Ahhh, childhood. Don’t you miss it? Back when you didn’t have to pay bills, worry about STDs, and Christmas meant that a dope AF non-pedophilic fat man would come into your house and bring you presents. We were living the dream guys, and we didn’t even know it! Don’t get me wrong, Christmas is still dope. […] More
Sorry to all the only children out there, but siblings are just the tits. If you’ve got a good sibling, you’ve got a partner in crime and an ally to fight against your parents and shitty relatives. Some people are unlucky and don’t get cool siblings to bond with. They get a nark or mamas […] More
Have an ex that treated you like complete sh*t? Want to get sweet sweet revenge? Does your ex have a hot sibling? Have you figured out where I’m going with this? Nothing says revenge quite like f*cking your ex’s sibling. Sure, it may make you seem bitter and crazy, but if they cheated on you […] More
Ahh parents.. there’s no one quite like ’em. A lot of people get stuck with strict boring parents, but some of us get dope AF rents to drink and party with. Although we may think parents that smoke us out and encourage binge drinking are the tits, sometimes it’s a little weird having parents that […] More
Drugs can be a hit or miss. Sometimes they turn an otherwise dull evening into the night you called yourself a golden god and jumped into a pool from the roof. But sometimes drugs make people so f***ing stupid. Like stupid to the point where you stop in the middle of the road to let […] More
People do the darndest things when they are high AF. They create delicious food combinations, become the laziest people in the world, and get hella paranoid and possibly freak da f*ck out. But if you’re the friend of a stoner, you have likely received hilarious texts that make you ask “dude, how high are you right […] More
For some people hooking up with a teacher is the ultimate fantasy. They dream of being bent over on top of their Professor’s desk and, who knows, maybe getting an A+ for high performance. Well for some, this fantasy came to life. Whether they did it with a current Professor, or later in life banged […] More
Remember that time you met a bunch of awesome chicks in the club bathroom and talked about the creepy people hitting on you for hours? Or just traded compliments until you felt like the prettiest girl at the prom? Well, maybe you don’t remember, but it’s definitely happened to you. We’ve all had that one […] More
Feel your man slipping away? Want to lock that s*** down? Well, just get pregnant! It will solve all your problems! Some crazy a** women intentionally get knocked up so they won’t lose their man. This is seriously a real thing. Any man that you feel you need to trap is definitely not the right […] More
Ah, December. A month of pure bliss and utter chaos. It is the most wonderful and stressful time of the year. Students have finals, parents have to entertain family and friends, and young adults have to spend what little money they have on tickets home. That s*** is SO rough on your wallet. The holidays are awesome, yet they […] More
If you’re a fan of true crime or love to watch horror movies, then you can probably handle this post. If not, DO NOT PROCEED. Some people do seriously f***ed up things to other people. They don’t just murder them, they brutally destroy them. Sometimes bad things just happen to good people, and not by […] More
Everyone does lazy s*** every once in a while. We text someone that is in the next room because we don’t want to move, and we eat takeout from the to-go container because we just don’t want to deal with dishes. Well, sometimes we just can’t help it. We are ridiculously hungover or running on […] More
