Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Oh, America — land of the free, home of the brave. It’s a gun-touting, red-blooded kingdom that, if the GOP had its way, would teach abstinence-only sex education in schools while telling children and teens alike just how much Jesus loves them. Oh wait, that sh*t already happens. F*ck. Unfortunately for the future of our country […] More
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You know what they say — “all is fair in love and war.” Well, you know what I say? I say “f*ck that bullsh*t because it’s that kind of backward and archaic thinking that got us into the mess of 2017.” Why should it be fair for a creepy creep to slide in my DMs with […] More
In a perfect world, having a friends with bennies situation would mean bumping uglies with your chill (hot) friend while laughing about years-old inside jokes and having countless orgasms without catching any sort of feelings whatsoever because you’re an emotionally stunted person with a whole bunch of daddy issues. Yes, even daddy issues permeate their […] More
I get it — one night stands tend to get a bad rap. You meet a guy at a bar after chugging your fifth vodka soda and he’s funny and nice and even kind of cute. You decide to go back to your place to “watch the latest episode of Game of Thrones” and find yourself […] More
To be awkward in 2017 is to be spiraling down a path of existential despair while watching the unfolding of our political, environmental, and personal livelihoods — it’s inevitable. Whether it’s bumping into a mannequin in a store while apologizing profusely or saying goodbye to someone and then walking in the exact same direction, being […] More
Have you always wanted to hypnotize men with the slight swing of your hips? Have you always dreamed of making a lady’s jaw drop when you roll up your sleeves and flex your jaw muscles? Well, it turns out — men and women alike get absolutely mesmerized by the most mundane physical movements, expressions, and idiosyncrasies […] More
Okay dudes, LISTEN UP! You might think that your d*ck is God’s gift to women and anything you do with your knob will automatically cause your woman to have multiple orgasms while she stares up at you with “f*ck me, f*ck me” Disney princess eyes, but unfortunately, that’s not the case. Thankfully, some kind, sweet […] More
As much as some people may think that great sex for dudes just means finding a warm orifice to stick their junk in — that’s definitely not the case. And if you ARE a guy who’s just looking for a warm orifice, then you can go f*ck yourself because you’re smarter than that and women are […] More
Christmas — what should be a glorious time of love, family and friends, gifts, and decorating trees has devolved for many into pouring more and more bourbon into their eggnog and curling into little piles of holiday despair. The harsh reality is that Christmas can f*cking suck a big hard one, and no Santa or […] More
Oh, to be single and mingling in a technological dating era dominated by Tinder and other douche-minded apps. Maybe you’ve downloaded an online dating app because you’re recently single and want to bust out some one night stands on the scene. Or maybe you’ve started swiping on a whim to gauge the dating pool outside […] More
Asking people for advice can be hit or miss. Like, do I really want to know the truth when I ask my boyfriend for advice about my money spending habits? F*CK no — because he’ll try to tell me that I don’t need to throw away hundreds of dollars a month on rosé and “stupid sh*t […] More
