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  • 20 Things Sinners Are Buying On The Internet This Week

    Each week we do a deep dive to figure out what the Internet’s heathens are buying to cram in their various holes. Set that browser to incognito, because here’s what we’ve got this week. 20. This all-in-one vibrating dildo with thrusting, vibration, and even a heat setting for the real deal. Glowing Review: What can […] More

  • 17 Food Facts That Are The Reason You Have Trust Issues

    1. Twinkies Definitely Do Not Last Forever The average shelf-life is a mere 45 days. 2. Baby Carrots Are Just Regular Carrots Shaved Down Nothing adorable about them. 3. Double Dipping Doesn’t Spread More Germs Than Just Single Dipping That being said, don’t come crying if you get scolded. 4. Girl Scouts Cookies Come From […] More

  • The 15 Best 4K Porn Sites On The Internet

    For years, 4K television seemed like a pipe dream for average consumers—a cool but expensive novelty out of reach for all but the super-rich. But thanks to Amazon, Roku, and the rise of smart TVs, 4K is cheaper than ever before. If you’re looking to experience life in ultra-high definition, why stop with Netflix and Amazon Prime? Now you can watch 4K […] More

  • There’s An Emoji That Unlocks Hidden Porn On Instagram And Here’s How To Use It

    Finding porn on the internet is easy. Finding porn on Instagram, however, takes a bit of work. While there’s plenty of NSFW material lurking on the photo-sharing platform, it’s often under the hashtags of sexually suggestive emoji or cryptic word pairings. Instagram’s strict community guidelines on nudity and aggressive band of content moderators mean that most of […] More

  • 19 People Whose Texting Privileges Have Now Been Revoked

    We live in a remarkable time of flying machines and tiny computers that can tell us where hot, local singles are in our area. Yet, with all this technological power, comes technological responsibility. Texting is a privilege, not a right, and certain respect and discretion must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for both […] More

  • 27 Sexy Life Hacks You And Your Partner Will Never Forget

      Are you sick of reading about trite and boring cooking life hacks for the umpteenth time? Like, we get it — season your food a little before, during, AND after the cooking process. Do you roll your eyes whenever you see a Pinterest inspired article about squatting and kicking your way to the perfect booty? […] More

  • This Is How Many Calories You Burn In Your Favorite Sex Positions

    You probably already know that sex is good for you in all sorts of ways; it reduces stress, boosts your immune system, and lowers your blood pressure as well as chance of heart attack. But there’s an added benefit to getting down and dirty you may never have considered: it’s a workout, and like any […] More

  • The 20 Best Porn Sites For When You’re Horny And Know What You Want

    This article on the best free porn sites contains sexually explicit content and language. Thanks to the internet, the days of flipping through a nude magazine to peep some action belong to a bygone era. From amateur videos and casting couches to kinky rough cuts and weird clown porn, there’s a porn website out there to please your inner fantasies. […] More

  • 15 Makeup Products Tested To Last Through Hot, Sweaty Sex

    When it comes to buying makeup, all women know they want products that will last them throughout the day and night. What’s the point of buying a product you’re going to have to reapply and reuse every hour on the hour anyway? Makeup products that last longer not only saves us all some money but, […] More

  • 26 WTF Things On Amazon That You Didn’t Know Existed

    There’s some weird stuff out there. For instance, did you know that squiggly eyebrows are a thing? Yeah, people are weird and culture is getting weirder. It won’t be long before pigs fly and mice talk, and ham sandwiches are called “Scrootle Dundles.” I don’t know, s**t is weird. Speaking of weird, there’s a ton […] More

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