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Writing love letters, sending chocolates and flowers, leaving sweet notes in your crush’s locker — these are all perfectly reasonable and romantic ways of showing your love for someone. Giving someone a box of your toenails, on the other hand — yeah, thats gonna be a hard NO for me, dawg. When you’re young and in […] More
They say love is blind — but for these shallow peeps, it really isn’t. Some dudes just can’t date a girl with the same name as their mother. Or GAWD forbid a girl with a weak chin starts chattin’ them up. I mean, they just need a partner in life that can fold a towel, nah mean? […] More
It takes a lot of sloppy and messy and awkward and sticky maneuvering in figuring out what a new sex partner likes during sex. Like, when’s the right time to mention your affinity for spanking and butt play? The answer is — beforehand! You can’t just wiggle a finger in your boo’s bum hole without asking. […] More
Tinder is a weird game. Maybe you end up meeting the love of your life and the two of you get married and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn sh*tting roses out of its ass. But let’s be real — those stories are few and far between. Usually, you message someone on Tinder, they […] More
Dating — it’s a hell of a b*tch, y’all. In order to find “the one,” you have to dig and flirt and f*ck your way through a smorgasbord of possessive douchebags and manipulative, immature d*cks. You might think you have a pretty good head on your shoulders. You might think that you have an uncanny ability to […] More
Aw, puberty. Such a fun, awkward, annoying, miserable, and wonderful time. It’s a time when you’re coming into your sexuality and masturbating like there’s no tomorrow. Just make sure you lock the doors because you’re just one pubescent stroke away from getting caught pants down, d*ck out, fapping it to the JCPenny bathing suit catalog. […] More
We’ve all been there. You’re dating a person that you think is awesome-sauce. Things are hot and heavy for a while and then BAM! Suddenly, radio silence. It’s over without any sort of an explanation. Some people hear from the person eventually and get some sort of explanation or closure. But a lot of us […] More
There’s nothing worse than a crazy ex. For someone that you may have previously loved and cared about, it sure gets awkward when they’re (not so) patiently waiting outside of your house at 3 o’clock in the morning with a baseball bat and the tweakiest eyes you ever did see. It’s understandable that people may take […] More
Everyone always thinks that dudes are the grosser of the sexes, but as these ladies can attest — girls can do some NASTY A** sh*t. Some of it’s gross, some if it’s just plain weird, but one thing’s for sure — when girls are alone, we let it all hang out. Sometimes, while home alone, all you […] More
We all have things that turn us on. We have particular body types or outfits, or fantasies we want to bring to life. But we all have different tastes and sexual preferences, and what turns one person on might gross someone da f*ck out. There are some fetishes that can be considered relatively normal. Although […] More
When hitting on someone, you need a certain amount of finesse and a sh*t ton of good intentions. Otherwise, you’ll have a very annoyed person rolling their eyes at you. And a big fat HELL NO. These people apparently don’t give any f*cks because they went on with their bad selves, their horrendous puns, and dropped some of […] More
Forget about your bed, couch, living room floor — hell, even your car — because these freaky freaks got it on in the craziest of places. Graveyard? Check. Your optometrist’s office? Check. A crowded commuter train? Jeeeeez, keep it in your pants, y’all! But, check. Sometimes people have the urge to f*ck and just can’t […] More
