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When you first get into a new relationship, everything seems perfect. You’re giddy, obsessed with each other, and totally blind to each other’s flaws… because up until this point, you’ve each been hiding those flaws like they’re the freakin’ nuclear launch codes and it’s up to you to save the entire human race. By that, of […] More
Ah, Tinder. To know it is to have a serious love/hate relationship with it. (Partly because that’s just about the only serious relationship you’re going to get into because of Tinder). It calls itself a dating app – or at least a hookup app. But if the interwebs are to be believed, in reality, Tinder is more […] More
It’s a tale as old as time, or at least as old as texting: Errant teen sends sext, sext circulates throughout their high school, teen’s life is ruined, or at least severely hampered, by the mishaps. We’ve been warned from a very young age about the dangers of sending your naughty bits to strangers, or […] More
There’s an old adage that says, “First impressions are everything.” Granted, online dating doesn’t provide much opportunity for such impressions to be planned, or intentional, in any way; all you’ve really got to rely on is your social media presence and your Tinder profile. Often not a pretty sight, are we right? This does not […] More
By now, it should be very clear to all involved that Tinder is best utilized for hook ups, trolling and the occasional (OK, frequent) sext. What should also be clear is that Tinder, under no circumstances, is an app meant to instill any kind of hope in the human race. Take, for example, the humans […] More
When you swipe right on Tinder, you’re affirming your attraction to someone based solely on the strength of their looks and/or the hilarity of their one-liners. What comes next—should you be so lucky as to garner a mutual match—is fully up to the hookup gods that be. (Well, that and the interpersonal skills of your […] More
