Sending drunk texts has become somewhat of an art since the advent of modern day texting. I mean, it’s never been easier to proclaim your drunken lust for someone with an eggplant emoji and side eye. But sometimes, our drunken technological endeavors turn out horribly wrong. We’ve all accidentally sent a text to someone who […] More
There are a few things that are certain in life. You are born, you will die one day, and you will also make a complete and utter fool of yourself at least 47276592374 times throughout the course of your existence. I’m talking about the embarrassing sh*t you do on daily, weekly, yearly (lucky you) basis […] More
Have you ever known someone so delusional, so out of touch with reality, that it took everything inside of you to keep from smacking them upside the face? If you haven’t, then you are one lucky son of a b*tch — because they seem to be running rampant all over the world. I’m lookin’ at you, […] More
We’ve all gone through phases where we think that our music taste is off the charts. Then, you look back and think, “What the f*ck was I listening to?” I still have that same feeling when I actually listen to the lyrics of some music I thought was cool back in high school and have […] More
Sure, we’ve all seen employees and coworkers do some shady sh*t like steal our lunch from the fridge or clip their toenails at their cubicle (ugh), but that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the ridiculous stuff some workers have pulled. Like, the people who piss in walk-in freezers or give […] More
Do you remember when your family first got a computer? And then the internet?! Those AOL CD-ROMs came in the mail, finally convincing your parents to download it and life would be forever changed. You’d wait patiently for the internet to connect as that little yellow man would connect you to the world wide web, […] More
Drugs are a hell of an invention — they make us feel better when we’re in pain, they take us to existential new levels of consciousness, and they make us say some of the most hilarious, ridiculous, and downright LOL-worthy things ever while we’re sitting high as a kite. Shouts out to all of the nurses […] More
Nowadays, the internet is everything. We use it to wake up in the morning, for the daily weather forecast, for up to date news, and to gather information on subjects we don’t know about. Basically, the internet is LIFE. Since its conception in the late 90’s, we’ve only begun to incorporate it into our lives […] More
There are some things in life that bring the entire world together — emotions like joy, love, anger, sadness, and hope. But there are also the little things that everyone can relate to, but we don’t necessarily talk about them. Shouts out to all my peeps who know the feeling of going to wipe your ass […] More
Ugh — being a good, normal human being and adhering to traditional roles and social expectations is the absolute worst. Like, I would rather gauge my eyes out than have to sit and mingle with well-to-do southern belles during the holidays or write thank you notes to 150 family acquaintances after graduating college. Getting sung “Happy […] More
All kids are bound to masturbate and experiment with drugs and alcohol. It’s pretty much inevitable. Although to most of us these things are NBD, a lot of parents freak out when catching their kids do sh*t like this. It’s not really the parents fault, they’re just programmed to be protective and concerned. They prefer […] More
Kids these days will never know the struggle of walking into a Blockbuster, going to look for that popular movie you wanted to rent, and have it be out of stock. So you’re stuck watching the same sh*tty Adam Sandler movie for the 67th time when all you really wanted to watch was Flubber. I […] More
