We all have that one friend, that one coworker, that one *idiot* who keeps making the same rookie mistake over and over. Like, dude — you never take more mushrooms just because you don’t feel it kicking in yet. You can always take more drugs later, but you can’t take less! RIP my mind that night […] More
Parents may not realize it in the heat of the moment, but the name you give your child will affect them for the rest of their lives. The safe bet is to name your child something generic, or even check out that book of popular baby names and pick one at random. But some parents […] More
Oh to be computer illiterate in 2017. And while not all grandparents, dads, mothers, and unfortunately out of touch youths are completely incompetent when it comes to technology, those who are — well — sit back, relax, and enjoy the onslaught of Hotmail and AOL email accounts. We’re talking about the grandfather who tried to scan a […] More
Imagine: you get on the bus and sit down for your usual commute to work. You look up from your book and see a unfamiliar face. What a lovely face! You want to sit on that face. Eye contact is made, and the two of you exchange smiles. Then, suddenly, it’s your stop! What can […] More
Being the young(ish) cool AF peeps that we are, we all understand classic sex phrases. From rim job to teabagging, we know the exact lingo to describe any sex act. It’s just how we do. So when there are people that don’t know what these things mean, we are completely baffled. Like, how you not know […] More
To be a redneck in America is to find honor and glory in your ability to drink an infinite amount of Bud Light while hunting, mowing your lawn, fixing one of your five trucks, chilling on your porch, playing chicken sh*t bingo, and making squirrel stew. And while some of those sound like unbelievable tropes […] More
We all know those classic ridiculous sex moves people generally joke about. The ole Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Cleveland Steamer are all classics, and even if you don’t know what they are, you’ve sure as hell heard of them. But do people actually try those? Many involve things like feces, pee, cum and blood, […] More
Ah, college. A place to put on your thinking cap, flap your education wings, and let all of your ignorance float away into a sea of broken dreams and sh*tty reality TV. You’d think that all students partaking in a higher education would have to meet a certain caliber of book AND street smarts, but […] More
Ever get tired of the same old sex? You have a partner your’re into, but the sex is always the same, and the magic is kind of disappearing. So how do you bring fun back into the sack? Well, one way is to find new ways to initiate sex. If you are the kind of […] More
Sticking weird things into your different bodily orifices seems to be a lot more common that one would think. And I’m not just talking about that sparkly 8 inch dildo you so delicately maneuver into your bum hole every night. Though, people do love to stick things up their butts. Perhaps you were a curious, […] More
Sometimes, when you’re feeling blue — you just want to curl up in bed, put on your favorite Netflix shows, and binge eat an entire sleeve of Thin Mints in four minutes flat. It’s just what you do. But there are some people who, in order to get to their happy place, do some pretty weird and […] More
When you think of sex clubs, you probably automatically think of a club that you go to specifically to bang. More brothel-esque than anything else. But what should really come to mind are exclusive clubs that you are unofficially a part of when you bang in a certain places, such as the infamous Mile High […] More
