Strip clubs! Some people go for a wilder night than they’d have at the local dive bar, some go to look at some bangin’ bodies they’d otherwise have zero access to, and some go hoping to fall in love with their future Anna Nicole Smith. Is it safe to say no one goes strictly for the $5.99 […] More
When someone we know or love passes on, we often find ourselves in a glass box of emotions. We are left to cope with the five stages of grief and finding ways to help ourselves heal. However, just because someone leaves this strange Earth, doesn’t mean they didn’t leave behind some great shared experiences, and […] More
Remember when your mother told you to come inside from the freezing weather when you were younger for fear of catching a cold? Welp — turns out that being in the cold does not in fact give you a cold! Huh, who would’ve thunk. People like to believe some crazy f*cking things, and for many, it’s just […] More
Being a teen is awkward and funny and wonderful and embarrassing and oh my god I’m so glad I’m not 16 anymore. The acne, the longing at crushes from afar, the jilted chip on your shoulder because EVERYONE is obviously against you, and apathy like no one’s business. Teens can be some emo folk, but […] More
Oh, youths. Bless their ignorant, horny, and hilarious hearts. Sure, the abounding incompetence of America’s adolescent and pubescent children is only a reflection of our crumbling and archaic sexual education programs, but f*ck if their ignorance isn’t the funniest thing ever. Bless the child who asked if two infertile people can make a baby because […] More
If only real life were like the movies — we would always have free unlimited downtown parking right outside our apartments, our hair and makeup would be on a Beyoncé caliber at all times, sex with someone would always culminate in multiple orgasms and never-ending love, and we could fit literal hours worth of events and work into […] More
Porn tropes, while cheesy and fake AF, still play with our horny ideals of fantasy and desire. Like, maybe you’ve always had a thing for teacher, and you dream about the day where she scolds you for not doing the homework. The punishment? A good old fashion spanking (while she’s wearing nothing but a tight white button […] More
Job interviews are tough — no matter the position, the salary, or benefits, they always seems to ask the same sort of menial questions and have the same overarching concerns. “What would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Why the f*ck do you want to work at this […] More
You know what they say — curiosity killed the brain cells when you licked the battery acid off that toy when you were young because you thought it was barbecue sauce — or something like that. Inquisitive minds are a wonderful thing, but sometimes those same minds can get you into a heap of trouble. Maybe you […] More
When the music’s bumping and the alcohol’s flowing, there’s bound to be some havoc brewing. Whether you’re in college, middle aged, or living it up in an old folk’s home, parties are a time for friends, new and old, to get together, do a couple (hundred) beer bongs, and LET F*CKIN’ LOOSE. But what happens […] More
Texting — the single greatest invention to come out of cellular devices. Sure, texting drives down voice to voice human interaction and the emojipedia is growing one phallic fruit at a time, but hell if it isn’t the most convenient thing ever. Texting has become a way of life. It’s how we greet out significant others in […] More
People are f*cking weirdos, man. In the privacy of our own homes, when no one is watching — we feel free to let our freak flag fly high and proud because WHY NOT, AMIRITE? There’s no one there to judge you, laugh at you, or be scared of you for your utterly strange and amazing quirks. Ever […] More
