There is nothing quite as bizarre as waking up from a super weird dream that you can’t explain. You sit for a moment, going over it again, and all you can come up with is “wtf?” One of the best parts about having hella weird dreams is telling your friends. Then someone pulls the classic […] More
People do the darndest things in the name of sex and curiosity. Women stick things up their vaginas to get off, and young girls stick things up their vaginas because they’re just curious and don’t know what they’re doing. Sure, we’ve heard of cucumbers and vibrating toothbrushes, but some people stick weird AF things up […] More
Ladies — we’ve all been there. You forget that you’re wearing a skirt so you nonchalantly bend down to plug in your phone charger at work, not realizing that your bare a** is out there for every person to see. But hey, sh*t happens, and you can’t dwell on the fact that creepy Chad from HR […] More
Growing up is hard — especially when mom and pop lay down some crazy f*cking rules. Sock taxes, no laughing while laying down, no Harry Potter — these are just a few rigid restrictions. And a world without Harry Potter is not a world I want to live in. #Gryffindor4lyfe Some rules are put in place […] More
Have you ever heard something so shocking and so outrageous that you automatically assume it was a joke? Your reaction is to laugh, because you’re like LOL yeah right. Well, sometimes the crazy shit people say turns out to be true and you’re just like WTF. It’s either unbelievable because it’s just so ridiculous or […] More
Going to the doctor can be one of the most embarrassing, scary, hilarious, and awkward experiences ever — especially when the nurse or doctor asks you those dreaded “sexual history” questions. You might as well be standing in front of a college lecture completely butt naked talking about how you lost your virginity in the back seat […] More
Kids sure do the darndest things, don’t they? We’ve all been there — we’re 5 years old, the world is our oyster, and we can’t help but run downstairs to show our parents out first-ever erection. It swings about as our parents look at us, horrified, wondering where they went wrong. Okay, so maybe not all of […] More
Ugh — people are the absolute worst. We’re loud, impatient, oblivious, and just gahddamn annoying sometimes. While some are more bearable than others, there are always those select few who just don’t know what the f*ck is going on around them. Like, maybe don’t crunch your popcorn in the theater when it’s dead silent and the protagonist […] More
With the internet came a wealth of knowledge, a web of endless communication, and an infinite amount of naked people that get paid to rub their genitals on each other. Yep, I’m talking about the wonder of internet porn. Sure, porn makes it easy to bust a nut, but if you’re not careful — you might […] More
Hey — we’ve all been there. You’re coming home early from work or class or the strip club and you open the front door only to find your roommate or spouse or naked grandma doing something crazy AF. Maybe you catch your 30 year old roomie jackin’ it to Asian fetish porn like a 13 year old […] More
There’s nothing quite like a raunchy, ridiculous, and eye-opening game of “Would You Rather” to make you question your entire human existence in the universe. Would I rather have nipples the size of d*cks or a d*ck the size of nipples?! I DON’T KNOW, INTERNET — you’re making me feel weird! (But like, definitely nipples the […] More
“Put the salad on repeat, Barbara!” “We’re all out of poop.” “I kept the cd player in the fridge so it won’t spoil.” People say the craziest sh*t when they’re asleep, and it’s an absolute riot for the person in bed next to them to listen to. You may have thought your girlfriend was a […] More
