Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Sometimes things happen that seem too good or horrible to be true. They are so unbelievable, that we don’t know how to process or handle it. So, what do you do? You keep it to yourself. I mean, no one would believe you, right? If you’re experiencing a crazy time of harassment, something paranormal, or […] More
There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. We fight, we disagree, and we have moments where we wonder if we’re with the right person. It happens, even in the relationships you view as ideal. But although all relationships come with some issues, there are some things that are actually pretty big indicators that […] More
You’d be surprised how little some people know. Seriously, it’s actually pretty astounding. Sure, some things come down to a shitty education system (WHICH NEEDS TO BE FIXED ASAP). Other times you can blame the parents for not teaching their kids enough. But honestly, a lot of the time it just comes down to the […] More
Anal seems to be a hit or miss for people. It’s either their favorite way to bang, or their absolute worst nightmare. But when you’re entering someone’s poop shoot, there are bound to be some people that are opposed. But honestly, a lot of the time the people that aren’t into it are the ladies. […] More
Got someone you want to bang? Looking for a way to turn them on? Tired of the old tried and true methods? Well, look no further! We’ve got 23 methods you have to try! But wait! There’s a slight catch. You see, these methods are a bit out of the ordinary, some might even say […] More
I know at some point, we all want to find someone to be with. Even if you never want to get married, you still want to fall in love and have a companion eventually. But being single is the f*cking tits. Seriously, being single has so many advantages, sometimes you have to wonder what’s the […] More
Have you ever really took the time to consider the products you use and eat? What they’re made out of, where they’re made, or who they’re made by? A lot of people don’t, heck, I rarely do. But it’s actually pretty important. You see, some of the products you possible use on the reg have […] More
There comes a point in any relationship when you have one particular realization. Something happens and you realize “this person is the one.” Or perhaps, you realize the opposite, and finally come to terms with the fact that perhaps that person really isn’t for you. It could be that you hit a final straw in […] More
I think it’s safe to say that all adults fall into two categories: they either have their sh*t together, or they don’t. We’d all like to think we are well-adjusted and perfect, but it’s often just not the case. We all have our own stuff going on, and handle situations differently. Becoming a well-adjusted person […] More
For some of us, movie theaters are sacred. We love eating our overpriced popcorn and candy, and watching a film on a big screen. Seriously, I love me some movie time. So when someone ruins that for me, I tend to FLIP A F*CKING SHIT. People can be horrible in any setting, but ruining a […] More
When a relationship is toxic, you need to cut that person out of your life for good. That means family members, as well as friends and significant others. Yes, cutting out family members is more difficult. You’re raised to believe that family comes first, and that they are the most important thing in the world. […] More
When it comes to conspiracy theories, people are pretty divided. Some write them off immediately, and just assume it’s all total BS. Others tend to believe anything. But others of us think critically about these theories, and wonder to ourselves “huh, this could be true.” There are the classics out there, like the JFK assassination, […] More
