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Bumpin’ uglies with strangers? We’ve all been there (well… most of us), and sometimes it’s just that—ugly. Sometimes, it’s not your fault things go south. When it comes to random rendezvous, so many things can go wrong. Maybe he accidentally knees you in the face. Or maybe she eats all of the pizza in your […] More
A mother is truly like no other woman in your life: she raised you, fed you, probably gave you way too much money as a teen, and still lets you cry on her shoulder when your romantic life goes to shit (again). And yet, there are few people in your life who will make you […] More
There are certain basic human experiences – like riding a bike for the first time, or having your first crush – that everyone can relate to. No one had to teach you to “fake laugh when you have no idea what the other person said,” or school you in “the international hand symbol for ‘What the hell is this […] More
Sarcasm. It’s what gets you through a work day, helps you battle Internet commenters and (let’s face it) handle family vacations. It’s practically a language. And we’ve all got that one friend who’s FLUENT. To celebrate the beauty that is satire, we’ve made the rounds and selected some fitting apparel for the sass monsters in your […] More
Word on the grapevine is that Jemaine and Bret are working on a Flight of the Conchords film script, plus a reunion tour for next year. With news like that, it’s only natural that we’ve taken a step back in time to our favorite, most hilarious quotes from the pair’s series in HBO. See below. 1. […] More
It’s a tale as old as time, or at least as old as texting: Errant teen sends sext, sext circulates throughout their high school, teen’s life is ruined, or at least severely hampered, by the mishaps. We’ve been warned from a very young age about the dangers of sending your naughty bits to strangers, or […] More
There’s an old adage that says, “First impressions are everything.” Granted, online dating doesn’t provide much opportunity for such impressions to be planned, or intentional, in any way; all you’ve really got to rely on is your social media presence and your Tinder profile. Often not a pretty sight, are we right? This does not […] More
When you swipe right on Tinder, you’re affirming your attraction to someone based solely on the strength of their looks and/or the hilarity of their one-liners. What comes next—should you be so lucky as to garner a mutual match—is fully up to the hookup gods that be. (Well, that and the interpersonal skills of your […] More
Sometimes, the desperation emanating off a text message is tangible enough to taste. Whether it’s a late-night booty call, a digital olive branch from your ex or a come-on by that one coworker who’s just been biding his (or her!) time, some messages are just better left unsent. But for the thirst traps that do […] More
