Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
When you think of work, one usually thinks about spreadsheets and meetings and office gossip and making your way through your 10th cup of coffee of the day. We spend a sh*t load of hours, days, weeks, and years of our adult lives at work, so we usually become very close with our coworkers. Or […] More
Sending drunk texts has become somewhat of an art since the advent of modern day texting. I mean, it’s never been easier to proclaim your drunken lust for someone with an eggplant emoji and side eye. But sometimes, our drunken technological endeavors turn out horribly wrong. We’ve all accidentally sent a text to someone who […] More
It’s not good to keep things bottled up. Sure, there’s things you know you can’t tell your friends and family for fear of judgement or ridicule, but that doesn’t mean you should let them fester. Tell your priest, tell your dog, or you can even let it out anonymously on the internet. That’s what these […] More
If you’ve had sex, then you know how utterly fantastic it can make you feel. And if you’ve never had toe-curling, passionate, enthusiastic sex? Well — that really f*cking sucks and I’m so sorry for your loss. You need to find some better people to f*ck. It’s biologically hardwired in our brains for sex to feel […] More
They say there are no stupid questions. Well, that may be true, but there are definitely some times when asking certain questions is inappropriate AF and you will definitely be looked at funny or with disgust. Like, maybe you shouldn’t come out and ask the severely obese people at the table next to you how […] More
The first time I ever heard someone refer to or call their partner “daddy,” I was kind of put off. I mean, the connotation in my wide, doe-eyes was that anyone who brought up their dad in the bedroom had some major f*cking issues. Oh how young and naive I was. As the time passed […] More
10 years ago, being a hipster meant rocking those oversized (and fake) black-rimmed glasses and sipping on the newest and boldest IPA while condescendingly explaining why Vonnegut was the most prolific novelist of our time and loving every f*cking minute of it. Why wouldn’t you? You felt better than everyone, your opinions and taste in […] More
Getting freaky is one of the finest and simplest pleasures of life. Though, actually getting to a point where you’re able to consensually and enthusiastically rub your junk against someone else’s junk can get a bit more tricky. Like, if Tinder has taught me anything, it’s that I now know how to pick the crazy […] More
I remember the first time I ever walked into a sex shop. I was 18, had just moved away from home to college, and thought it was a fun idea to accompany my friends to Boulder’s very own dirty boutique — “Fascinations.” I can almost smell the latex and silicon like it was yesterday. I looked […] More
The supermarket is a wondrous place. It houses all my favorite fruit, vegetables, and bread, laundry detergent, small home appliances, Hot Cheetos, and most importantly — booze. I go there when I’m stressed out, when I’m hungry, and when I’m about to cook up a fat f*cking meal for my friends and family. I love the […] More
In a day and age of technical innovation and endless modes of communication, we can relish in the glorious World Wide Web and bask in the light of creativity and information. Modern technology allows us to stay connected more than ever before and with that, people have decided to use this technology for things that […] More
In a perfect world, we’d all put on our favorite Carrie Underwood cowboy boots and take a Louisville slugger to both headlights before he cheats, but in the real (more sh*tty world) — dealing with cheaters isn’t so cut and dry. And usually, we find out that bae has stuck their junk in and around someone […] More
