Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Unless you’re part of a rich and famous lifestyle that has private jets and first class for days, you’re probably used to getting sh*t on continuously while traveling by plane. Airports have a cruel way of bringing out the absolute worst in people — you’re tired, delayed, hungry, and that same stale air has probably been […] More
For some dudes, eating pussy can be equated to having the most delicious, decadent, and satisfying meal ever, but without the carbs. This ain’t your mom’s home-cooked food (oh god I hope not), nor is it that trendy, overpriced brunch spot that serves the best avocado toast in town — because, like, millennials. No — eating […] More
Let’s face it — when it comes to anal sex and other butt stuff, sh*t can get in the way of you and your partner having an orgasmically pleasing experience. And as much as you douche and prep and clean your bum, sometimes, sh*t can (and will) hit the fan. Literally. Anal isn’t one of those […] More
In a perfect world, new dads could get off work for the same amount of time as new moms, graveyard shift workers wouldn’t be shamed for “sleeping in late,” and doctors would always show up to your appointment ON F*CKING TIME! But alas — we do not live in a perfect world, paternity (and maternity leave […] More
Alright kinky people — it’s hard to be shamelessly kinky in the big bad world when your fetish still remains quite taboo. And even if it’s not so taboo anymore (sup butt stuff!), it’s still inconvenient when trying to maneuver your way around the heteronormative ideals of straight, vanilla, missionary, procreative sex. Thanks to all the […] More
Moving in with your significant other is one of the most trying, wonderful, exhausting, and eye-opening experiences you can have in life. Gone are the days of privacy and living in your own filth. Now, you get to live in another person’s filth and body hair and annoying habits and WTF were you even thinking?! […] More
Surveillance cameras are there to keep buildings safe, keep unwanted visitors out, and to watch the everyday awkward things that people do in front of them. Talk to any security guard and they’ll tell you about all of the couples they’ve seen making out, fighting, f*cking, all the wedgies and noses picked, and all of […] More
Butts — what miraculous, wondrous, sexy, awkward, dirty, awesome things. They give us cushioning when we sit, they’re fun as f*ck to slap around in bed, and sometimes really terrible (and literal) sh*t happens to them. Butts all over the world clench in horror when strangers across the internet talk about the times they’ve fallen and […] More
As a vagina wielding human being, I can only take from my own experiences of hardship with my genitals. Periods suck, I try not to get pregnant each month, and there’s generally just a lot of behind the scenes things happening with my gooch at all times. So having a penis sounds pretty chill and […] More
Sending drunk texts has become somewhat of an art since the advent of modern day texting. I mean, it’s never been easier to proclaim your drunken lust for someone with an eggplant emoji and side eye. But sometimes, our drunken technological endeavors turn out horribly wrong. We’ve all accidentally sent a text to someone who […] More
Not counting my ex-boyfriend’s d*ck — there have been some pretty gross things in my mouth. Slimy mushrooms, grape flavored cough syrup, and bugs that I’ve accidentally swallowed over the last 20 some odd years are just to name a few. And while my ex-boyfriend wasn’t actually gross, his soul definitely was. And that bad juju […] More
Sure, it’s natural for people to get annoyed sometimes, even angry. Hell — I know some full grown adults who still throw temper tantrums on the reg! But for us normal folks, we usually keep it pretty chill. That is, of course, until these little everyday things start eating away at us. I mean, if I take […] More
