Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Meeting celebrities in real life can be a hit or miss. Like, if I ran into Colin Firth and said hello (while fumbling over words and tripping over my shoes) and he said hello back — then my life would be complete. If I accidentally bumped into T-Pain and callously sang “don’t worry” and that I’d […] More
Vaginas are wonderful — they’re self-cleaning, they facilitate babies being born, and they feel really f*cking great when things are consensually and passionately put, throbbed, thrusted, maneuvered, flicked, swiveled, and pressed into them. They expand when aroused and they also do some pretty crazy sh*t. No vagina is the same, just as not every woman’s personality […] More
Getting lost in a museum for a day in a foreign city has such magical allure. People pass by, fawning and contemplating and soaking in centuries-old art just as people have been doing for days and years and decades before them. For one photographer, though, he’s less intrigued by the works themselves and more enveloped […] More
I don’t always shake my head in fear and run in the opposite direction, but when I do I’m usually faced with a hoard of baby roaches crawling around in my bathroom OR when I’m looking over a cliff’s ledge that could be my untimely demise. Who ever thought tightrope walking across a canyon was […] More
Aw, Tinder — a land of promise and potential baes, casual sex, cocktail hour drinks, and the most derogatory, sexist bullsh*t known to womankind. I don’t know what it is about an online dating platform that makes dudes feel like they can do anything and say anything, but this sh*t has got to stop. And I’m […] More
Not all d*cks are created equal — that’s a fact. And while society, porn, and the mainstream media might tell us that bigger is always better when it comes to penis size, that’s definitely not the case — especially when a vagina isn’t wet enough or tended to or ready for the monster shlong. Size queens do exist […] More
For a lot of people, it’s hard to look at our parents as anything else but the adults who reared us and made us eat our peas and who still help us pay our phone bills (thanks mom!) and who never did anything cool or crazy or ridiculous because now they are settled and reserved […] More
Sure, not all people over the age of 50 are completely out of touch with social media and technology, but a large portion of them are. Just ask my dad. He once commented “like” under a picture I posted on Facebook three years ago. Bless that man’s heart. Millennials may feel an innate sense of […] More
Adopting a pet from a shelter not only brings the animals an exorbitant amount of joy and love — it also fills their forever humans with the same transcendent happiness. If you’re like me, then you probably want to adopt every single animal that ever existed while walking through the sad and lonely cages of strays […] More
Finding the one you want to love and cherish and f*ck and be married to for the rest of your life is no easy feat. And even when you think you’ve found “the one” — you could realize months, years, or even decades down the line that they are not the right person for you, and […] More
Poppin’ wood, having your lil soldier stand at attention, pitching a tent — that’s right, y’all — we’re here to talk about BONERS. I mean, who doesn’t love a good awkward boner story. As a woman without a penis, I can barely begin to understand what a boner feels like, how convenient/inconvenient they can be, and why […] More
Have you ever been so scared, so stunned in fear, that you thought — this could be it? Sometimes life puts us in some utterly scary situations and our minds and bodies are left gasping for sanity and happiness. These events usually happen without any warning so they’re both equally startling and shocking. You never thought […] More
