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Like escargot and rim jobs, sometimes dirty talk is an acquired taste. When done right, it can escalate mediocre sex into mind-numbingly ferocious and fantastic f*cking. Although, when done badly, it can mean a one way ticket to awkward town — population you. While trying to feel out if your boo (or the person you picked up […] More
21st Century life is pretty damn great. For one, you don’t have to get out of bed to do anything. Remote working makes it possible to clock in for your 9 to 5 in pjs. Apps like Seamless and Postmates will bring food to your doorstep. Talking to your friends on Facetime makes you feel […] More
Being single has its fair share of perks. But going on first dates? Not one of ‘em. You’ve always had to ask yourself, is my new Romeo is a serial killer, but these days – when all it takes to dip your toe in the dating pool is a right-swipe – there are a zillion other […] More
You don’t have to go to Sunday afternoon tea with your grandma once a week to know that the 1950s were a very, very different time. Color TV had only recently been invented. The king of Rock & Roll had just released his first single – and at the time, his dance moves were beyond scandalous. […] More
The art of texting someone you wanna hang with (or Netflix and chill with, if you catch our drift) is terribly time-consuming and 200% exhausting. So much so, that most of us get it wrong, most of the time. And who can blame us? No one has the extra bandwidth, or the desire, to constantly […] More
In a perfect world, people would say what they mean all the time. But in the real world, shit’s more confusing than that calculus class you took in college when your professor only spoke German. Don’t get me wrong – some people speak their minds. But plenty of people take the more roundabout way. They […] More
Face it – the movies lied to you. Getting down and dirty rarely involves rose petals, steamy shower scenes, and perfect, interruption-free moments. In real life, sex is just as likely to be underwhelming or awkward. And sometimes, it’s really, really awkward. The good news is, when it happens to you, at least you don’t have […] More
Dogs are man’s best friend. We’ve all heard that before – at this point, it’s a well-worn cliche. But if the mark of true genius is being able to make something old feel new again, then whoever figured this out is bloody brilliant. Dog = best friend. Best friend = wingman. So, dog = wingman. But […] More
Real talk—using apps to meet people is messy. From an inbox of aggressive pick-up lines to the occasional catfish, you have plenty of random candidates to weed through. And even then, you’re still guaranteed one of those awkward “you don’t look like your profile picture OR do anything you claim to do” first dates. So, where are all the cool, not crazy, singles? […] More
People are weird. They don’t even need a reason to say weird shit to each other. And when you add copious amounts of alcohol, loud music, and raging hormones to the mix? Then sh*t can get way, way out of hand. You might think that people would have the decency to not make completely inane comments while chatting up the opposite sex… […] More
They say that love is blind. Or at least, they used to – does the cliche still apply in a post-Tinder age, when looks are often the first, if not only, criteria used for screening potential mates? …Um, yea. Because even if we don’t choose blindly, we’re apt to overlook some pretty big stuff when […] More
If you’ve yelled at a friend for banging their ex post break-up, raise your hand. If you’ve then turned around and ignored your own advice, raise it even higher. …Welcome to the club. Whenever our friends try to sleep with their exes – or even just text them – it’s our instinct to ask them what […] More
