Have you ever seen a person jump off of a building to their untimely demise? Or maybe you witnessed a man getting crushed under a moving vehicle. Perhaps you saw a neo-Nazi jacking off while wearing all leather in the streets of San Francisco. I guess white-supremacist “daddies” are a thing. Ugh. You hear about […] More
Best friends are great for hanging out, shootin’ the sh*t, talking smack about other people, and basically just relishing in each other’s awesomeness. But what happens when your BFF steals from you, joins a cult, takes your boyfriend, or ruins your life? You leave that b*tch behind — that’s what! The loss of a best friend to […] More
Sometimes, people just don’t know when to keep their f*cking mouths shut. Like, maybe don’t ask the guy in the wheelchair if his d*ck works. And maybe don’t ask when that woman is “due” because she may have just had a jumbo burrito from Taco Bell and is not actually with child. #tacobabiesarebetterthanrealbabies Having kids ask inappropriate […] More
Truth or dare? A milestone game of secrets and debauchery for any adolescent, teen, or adult. And let’s be real — the older you get, the more drunk and sexual the game becomes. Orgies, anyone? While the truth or dare of yore pushes your boring friend to ding dong ditch the neighbor, the game has now evolved into […] More
Ghosts are scary AF — that’s a given (duh). But some people get scared over the weirdest, most bizarre things. For some people, whales are big scary sea ghosts, dancing noodles from a soup commercial haunt nightmares, and babies — well, babies may as well be Freddy Krueger. Phobias are a weird phenomena. You don’t get […] More
Kids — you pop those suckers out, love the sh*t out of em, nurture them, and care for those small “drunk people” for the next 18 years and beyond. And honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way. Of course, as a parent, you sometimes need to shield your kids from the dark, dirty little secrets you may […] More
It should be a cardinal rule of humanity that every person must work at least one year in retail or customer service. That way, everyone will know the horror, the sadness, the fury, the true desperation in dealing with disgruntled customers, getting yelled at for no reason, and my favorite — literally cleaning up people’s sh*t. But like, […] More
If you’ve encountered celebrities before, you’ve probably noticed that most seem totally normal and chill and the fame hasn’t gone to their heads. They’re willing to sign autographs, take photos, and shoot the sh*t with you. But sometimes you come across a celeb that is rude AF. Sure, they’re human and just want to be […] More
Ugh — having sh*tty neighbors is the literal worst. They leave passive aggressive notes, they call the cops on you, and they’re just all around crazy people who like to take out their own desperate frustrations on YOU. And of course, you’re a quiet, sweet angel that’s never been too loud or petty or disruptive or […] More
All it takes is one second, one distracted moment, one chance encounter and it could all be over. They say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, and some people can certainly attest to that. They’ve come to the brink of death, experienced the white light, made peace with their fate, and somehow […] More
Sometimes, being a server sucks the soul right out of you. The long, uninterrupted hours of being on your feet all day, having to “turn it on” for every table even if you’re in a sh*tty mood, and the fact that you have to rely on entitled and cheap humans to tip enough so that […] More
R.I.P. our white pants, bed sheets, underwear, furniture, bank accounts, carpets, significant others, and sometimes, our dignity. There’s nothing worse than a messy and embarrassing period mishap, and these stories from across the web prove just that. Some are hilarious, some are just downright cringeworthy, but we can always count on our Aunt Flow to […] More
