Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Sex education is supposed to help teach young adults about safe sex in a safe and helpful environment. Although some schools out there teach abstinence only education (ugh) or just don’t have decent sex-ed programs, the ones that do should only be helping, right? Well, not always. You see, some teachers aren’t being all that […] More
People have different reactions to others screwing them over. You can just take it, and hope that they get their karma. Or you talk a lot of sh*t and hope that it helps get things off of your chest. But there’s one other option that definitely outweighs the others: revenge. It’s so tempting for so […] More
You wanna know our fan-ta-sy? Well, it’s not to lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes, or move from the bed, down to the, down to the floor. Let’s just say if we were writing an add for our new best friend, it would say “nothing sexual” (lol get the Always Sunny […] More
Let’s talk about sex, bae be. And not just any sex, but sex for dough. You know, prostitutes, hookers, sex workers, people of the night, whatever you want to call them. Although I don’t think any little girl or boy dreams of growing up to be a sex worker, unfortunately, in this world, people get […] More
A lot of people have things they’re addicted to. There are the normal things like food and sleep, and there are the life-ruining things like drugs and alcohol. As long as the addiction doesn’t ruin your life, it’s all good, right? But people can also get addicted to super bizarre things, like things you wouldn’t […] More
If you travel or take public transportation, chances are you sit next to strangers on the reg. It’s usually the kind of experience you wouldn’t write home about. Maybe you accidentally brush hands, but that’s pretty much it. But we’ve all had that one shitty experience sitting next to a stranger. Whether the person smells […] More
Being single has it’s perks. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, and don’t need to base your life and choices upon another person. It’s pretty awesome.. for a while. But then you get lonely and just want a companion. Someone to love you and take care of you when you’re sick. Ya […] More
Everyone has a certain type of person they’re attracted to. From appearance to personality, we are all drawn to certain characteristics. Luckily we all have different types, otherwise we’d be f*cked. Imagine everyone in the world vying for the same people? It’d be a bloodbath. But I digress. But are there any characteristics we can […] More
In the name of hitting on women, men have said some pretty dumb things. But when you think dumb, you think of shitty pickup lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” among other classics. Sure, they’re cliche, and annoying, but they’re not a complete deal breaker (if used ironically, of course). But […] More
I OBJECT! .. to stupid people. Like, just go away and stop already PLEASE AND THANK YOU. If you’ve watched showed like Judge Judy, you know that there are a lot of dumb people that end up in court. It makes sense, I mean, they’re either stupid enough to commit a ridiculous crime, or stupid […] More
Guys get boners all the damn time. Whether it’s in the privacy of their own home, or out in public at the most inconvenient times, THEY BE GETTIN’ IT. Although sometimes dudes have no clue why their little guy is saluting the world, a lot of the time they can pin point exactly what caused […] More
Death is pretty horrible, and something that really sucks to think about. Few people want to think about the death of a loved one, or their own death. It’s just something that is never funny, right? WRONG. Death can be pretty funny, especially for those of us with a dark sense of humor. People dying […] More
