Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
I get it dudes — getting hit in the balls sucks, well, balls. And ladies — I know the pain of pulling out a dry tampon and wincing in despair. I also know that for some people, getting their genitals absolutely wrecked has happened more than once or twice. Just leave it to the World Wide Web […] More
There are a few things that are certain in life. You are born, you will die one day, and you will also make a complete and utter fool of yourself at least 47276592374 times throughout the course of your existence. I’m talking about the embarrassing sh*t you do on daily, weekly, yearly (lucky you) basis […] More
People can be cruel, selfish, and downright douchey to one another. Oh, you’ve put on a tiny bit of holiday weight this Christmas? Don’t worry — because Barbara from work is about to tear you a new one about the dangers of obesity and make backhanded compliments about how you’re not like those 500 pound TLC […] More
Being insufferably awkward is a way of life for some people. Social cues are harder to pick up on, you might stumble through the day making uncomfortable eye contact and giving weird one-liners to strangers, and dating is an absolute f*cking disaster. I mean, your idea of flirting basically just entails you going over a […] More
Have you ever known someone so delusional, so out of touch with reality, that it took everything inside of you to keep from smacking them upside the face? If you haven’t, then you are one lucky son of a b*tch — because they seem to be running rampant all over the world. I’m lookin’ at you, […] More
When a guy is walking down the street and passes another dude — you will find the men taking part in the coveted nod. Now, this could be a stranger or acquaintance, but ask any man and he will tell you that “the nod” is something so ingrained and instilled in their man-bro tendencies, that […] More
Sure, we’ve all seen employees and coworkers do some shady sh*t like steal our lunch from the fridge or clip their toenails at their cubicle (ugh), but that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the ridiculous stuff some workers have pulled. Like, the people who piss in walk-in freezers or give […] More
Have you ever come across a bro named Chad who drives a souped up TRUCK and hates drinking anything other than Bud Light and the tears from the many other bros he’s beat up in order to prove his masculinity? Yeah — we all have. And they’re running around more rampant that I could ever imagine. […] More
When it comes to acting flirty and cute and chill but not too chill and sweet and spicy and not “crazy” around a dude — it can be tough doing all of those mental gymnastics trying to figure it all out. We’re either trying too hard or not trying hard enough. That sh*t’s exhausting, y’all. So […] More
When you’re just a lowly peasant (sup fam!) and you get the opportunity to boink a famous rockstar or celebrity — you grab that opportunity by the balls. You may also grab a former Disney Channel cast member by the balls and then relentlessly talk about it at brunch over five glasses of rosé with your […] More
If you’ve ever tried online dating, then you know the struggle. You know about the incessant swiping and impending carpal tunnel that your thumb will inevitably garner. You know about the cheesy pick-up lines, the d*ck pics, and the barrage of douchey bros asking if you’ll send them nudes. It’s a never ending pit of […] More
Has a girl from your Chem 101 class ever invited you over to her place to “study” and then ripped off your clothes, tied you up like a bad, bad b*tch, and then stuck a barbie head up your ass? You came over and over and over and you left wondering what the F*CK just […] More
