We’re all adults here, right? Good, so we can talk about our first times masturbating with fondness, and not say ewwy or get hella awkward. Masturbation is such a wonderful thing. Man or woman, if you still haven’t touched yourself, it’s time to start. No one knows your body like you do. But that first […] More
Secrets can ruin people’s lives. One way or another, the truth always seems to seep out even if you thought you were an impermeable, air tight lock box of emotions. But alas, people are imperfect beings — and secrets tend to eat away at the beholder until they can’t take it anymore. So instead of coming […] More
Movie extras have a seemingly cool job. They get to see the making of a film first hand, and get paid to be behind the scenes. But apparently it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. There are long hours and the pay is “eh”. The real reason to do it? The celebrities. Being an […] More
Oh the wonder of the internet and special iPhone apps. What would the world do without you there to fill our time with meaningless (and hilarious) pictures of celebrities and their fake, opposite sex counterparts? But like, who knew Ed Sheeran made such a homely and sweet looking middle aged housewife?! I can see it now […] More
Come spring time, all of our favorite celebrities flock to Indio, CA for two weekends of sun, music, and fashion galore. You know the one — Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (i.e. an affluent bohemian desert angel goddess’ favorite time of year). But like, how many crochet tops is too many crochet tops? Haters […] More
These days, loving your job is rare. Some people out there have their dream job, while others are just floating around, suffering and trying to make ends meat. For a while you endure a shitty job. Maybe your coworkers suck, the pay is crap, or your boss is a d*ck. For a little you can […] More
There’s always that one creepy weirdo in your class. The dude who says weird sh*t, or picks his nose and eats the boogers. Sometimes those strange creepers are easy to spot, but sometimes they’re right under your nose. And some of these weirdos aren’t your run of the mill nutbags. Sometimes, they are just young kiddos […] More
When it comes to celebrities, we tend to forget that they are just human beings. Sure, they are plastered on magazines and seemingly live inside your television, but behind that screen, they’re just people. So when we approach them and expect the perfect encounter, we are relying on the fact that we think of them […] More
Getting your sh*t stolen completely blows. We work hard to buy lots of useful and useless crap, and then some scum bag has the nerve to go take it? Da fuq is wrong with the world?! Although burglars suck, we could learn a thing or two from them. Perhaps by learning what they look for […] More
College students do the darnedest things! They skip class, do loads of drugs, and f*ck all over the damn place. And who really cares? They’re young, let them live it up before they are old decrepit trolls like the rest of us. But when it comes to doing shiz on school property, authorities seem to […] More
You’re feeling frisky; you grab your laptop and head to your favorite porn site. You grab the Jergens, tissues, and set the mood to spank your junk. You’re perusing some MILF fetish sites when all of a sudden, you see Mrs. Swanson, your 10th grade biology teacher, getting rammed by a dude half her age […] More
While in the spotlight, celebrities are monitored under a severely tiny social microscope. Who are they dating? Who are they f*cking on the side? What are their deepest and darkest secrets? What are they doing behind closed doors? Of course, the rumor mill must be taken with a grain (or shaker) of salt, but what […] More
