Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
You know what sucks? Getting foreign objects stuck inside your body. You are probably thinking this is about to turn super sexual, but it’s not, I swear! Although that post will be cuming soon… But we’ve all been there. You lose things inside of you, or get some kind of gross sickness where worms are […] More
When you’re with someone long enough, you tend to get pretty comfortable. You can burp, fart, and poop without being embarrassed and don’t mind sharing a little tmi. But where do you draw the line? Or do you actually draw a line? What’s TOO gross? Well, it’s pretty simple: nothing. You see, when you’re in […] More
There is almost nothing scarier than watching someone turn into a whole other person. Imagine someone you care about going around normally, and then suddenly, a switch flips and they turn into a shell of their former selves. And they don’t just switch personalities into another normal person, they turn into a complete mess. Seeing […] More
If you’re doing sex the best way, then it’s hot, heavy, and just a major clusterf*ck. There are limbs and fluids everywhere, it’s like a freaking battlefield. Sound great right? OF COURSE IT SOUNDS GREAT. And you know what else is great in the bedroom? Surprises. Someone throws you onto a bed without warning, or […] More
When your kids are young, you expect them to mess sh*t up. I’m not a parent, and even I know that. They haven’t learned all that much yet, so they don’t really know wtf they’re doing. So you expect juice on your expensive carpet and poop on your sofa, it’s kind of inevitable. But then […] More
Who hasn’t done shady sh*t before? If you say you haven’t, you’re a damn liar! Whether motivated by lust, revenge, or other sinister motives, we’ve acted out before and done things that we’d likely regret. But have you ever really stabbed someone in the back? Turned on someone that maybe didn’t really fully deserve what […] More
When it comes to sex, you think you know what to expect. Why shouldn’t you? You took sex ed, you’ve watched porn, you’re TOTALLY ready for everything that could cum your way. Well, that is completely false. You see, no matter how prepared you think you are for sex, some things could still catch you […] More
When it comes to relationships, you automatically assume it’s great to have a lot in common. Sure, it’s awesome to be able to talk about the same movies, books, and interests and find a common ground, who wouldn’t want that in a relationship? But when it comes to having things in common, there are some […] More
Knowing things is fun, how could it not be? You get to tell people crazy information and open their eyes to information that you know will blow their mind. It’s fun to share your knowledge. So today, we’re going to tell you some information that will make you be like “DA FUQ?!” Yeah, that’s right, […] More
When most people think of casinos, they think of bright lights, lots of booze, and MONEY MONEY MONEY MOOONNAAAY. Casinos are a chance to escape from your normal mundane life, and perhaps change your luck. They’re where dreams are made. Or are they? You see, movies and tv shows make casinos out to be these […] More
Meeting the parents is always terrifying. You’re meeting the people that raised your SO, and you really REALLY want them to like you. But you’ll be on your best behavior, so really, what could go wrong? Well, a lot actually. We’ve all seen Meet the Parents, so we’re haunted by that terrible interaction. But it’s […] More
When it comes to celebrities, a lot of us follow their every move. What they do gets just as much press coverage as major international catastrophes. It’s actually pretty f*cking sad when you really think about it. But yes, I feed into celebrity culture, sue me! But despite my infinite knowledge of celebrities, most of […] More
