Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Who doesn’t love movies? Idiots, that’s who. Movies are just the best. They take you into another movie, and have the power to completely alter your mood and perspective. I seriously can’t stress enough how much I love movies. When it comes to films, there are a bunch that are considered classics. And not just […] More
If you have been banging the ladies for a while, you better know how to properly go down town. If you don’t you seriously need to reevaluate your life, and it’s pretty damn shameful. And if you’ve been doing it for a while, you should be a pro, and know exactly where those sweet spots […] More
Everyone should take their health super seriously. It’s pretty astounding how many people don’t. We drink and smoke to excess, and don’t exercise on the reg (guilty). Then we eat fast food and eat vegetables in moderation (also guilty). So when you think about it, it’s not all that surprising how many people are unaware […] More
When you are starting to date someone, you’re on your best behavior. You try to hide or minimize your flaws, and don’t want them to see the things in yourself that you’re not too proud of. But there is a difference between minimizing flaws and completely hiding them, or lying to someone. You never want […] More
Living with people can be a hit or miss. Sure, sometimes you can end up living with a stranger that turns into your BFF or moving in with your SO makes the relationship better. But despite all the good things that can come from having a roommate, there are a lot of sh*tty aspects as […] More
Well all masturbate, right? It’s a completely normal part of life. We like to touch ourselves, most often in the comfort of our own homes, maybe with some lotion or a porno. But every once in a while, you get that horny urge to just find a place to fap ASAP. Doesn’t matter where you […] More
You always want what’s best for the people around you. Whether that be in their professional or personal lives, you always hope the people you care about are happy and healthy. So when you see your friend or family member dating someone kind of iffy, you have to do a double take. There are clear […] More
When it comes to porn, there are a lot of appealing aspects. You get to watch people bang, what could suck about that? Well, if you’re well-versed in the world of pornography, you know that it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. People that watch a lot of porn are well-aware that not all pornos are […] More
Everyone knows what a dominatrix is by now, right? Just in case you don’t, a dominatrix is a woman that dominates her partner through sadomasochist sexual activities. It’s pretty kinky stuff. But some people take domination to a whole other level with this thing called financial domination, or findomme. A financial dominatrix not only takes […] More
Unfortunately we live in a world where we all have to be prepared for violence. Whether it’s terrorist/supremacist attacks or sexual assault, everyone should be aware of the risks that could occur on a daily basis. The best way to prepare? Learn self-defense. For some reason it’s not a requirement in schools, but it should […] More
Dating and relationships take a lot of work and patience. You are getting to know someone, and coming to terms with their personality and lifestyle. But there comes a time when you start to notice their flaws, as well as all of their attributes. Some flaws are pretty major. Perhaps your date has a horrible […] More
Imagine going to a place where there is no alcohol allowed *gasp*! Do places like that even exist? Unfortunately, they do. It’s a terrible problem that needs to be rectified. If I want to drink in a hospital, let me drink in that damn hospital! Isn’t America all about dat freedom? But I digress.. There […] More
