Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Do you like getting knowledge bombed? Do you wonder about how things work or why people do stuff the way they do at all times of the day? Are you that annoying person at a party who keeps going on and on and on about the weight of clouds or orca whale predatory instincts? If […] More
OH, MY NOSE! And forehead and butt and legs and dignity and oh my f*cking god that really hurt. I’m not exactly sure what it is about watching another human being eat sh*t that’s so hilarious and entertaining, but all I can say is — thank god this thread on Reddit exists so that I can […] More
Heidi Klum — our favorite supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel turned Project Runway host turned wife of Seal turned ex-wife of Seal turned America’s Got Talent host turned overall badass model, actress, and businesswoman — has thrown an epic New York City Halloween bash for the last 17 years and her costumes have always slayed […] More
I remember giving my first blow job. I was 16, I had snuck out of my parent’s house at 3 o’clock in the morning, and I had no f*cking idea what I was doing. Unfortunately, I had a guy who didn’t tell me sh*t. He let me give him the driest, most awkward blow job […] More
When you think of work, one usually thinks about spreadsheets and meetings and office gossip and making your way through your 10th cup of coffee of the day. We spend a sh*t load of hours, days, weeks, and years of our adult lives at work, so we usually become very close with our coworkers. Or […] More
Greek life sometimes gets a bad rap. I mean, I get it — countless frats have drugged, raped, and assaulted young, impressionable women. College kids have died from alcohol poisoning and been pushed aside in closets only to be found the next morning. Reputations have been ruined from all of the crazy and ridiculous vomit/sh*tting/drugged out […] More
Mo’ money, mo’ problems, AMIRITE?! Actually, for most Americans (and most people of the world), our lack of money is really putting a cramp in our lifestyles. And by lifestyles, I mean — being able to afford housing, food, education, and all of that avocado toast us millennials seem to be stuffing down our pie […] More
Let’s be real, the easiest way to break down social, political, and physical borders and become one with the world — is to f*ck people from different cultures! Forget UN meetings, we need to get back to the basics, have some international speed dating meet and greets, and let our eyes, hands, d*cks, and hoo-haa’s do […] More
Trying to navigate the dating scene as a millennial can be quite the laborious task. Do I take my newfound bae out for $14 avocado toast or do we go on a houseplant shopping spree to fill the empty void of our souls? True life. It’s also difficult when the person you’re attracted to is […] More
The human body is a mysterious thing to us non-scientist folk. We walk around everyday going about our boring business while weird and gross sh*t is going down inside our meat sacks unbeknownst to us. Like, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that there are tiny mites living on my eyelashes at all […] More
Learning how to navigate dating one gender is tough enough, but for bisexuals — that sh*t is downright confusing and hella time consuming. You might have figured out how to get into the pants of that sexy guy at the gym (and scored a lil BJ from him), but that girl you were trying to take […] More
Opinions are like a**holes — everyone’s got one. And some people’s bumholes are a bit tidier and more well kept than others. Some people like to bleach the sh*tty residue away, while others like to stick ridiculously large dildos up there and poop out the annoying social taboos and societal shame. Some a**holes like to get […] More
