Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
The human body is a mysterious thing to us non-scientist folk. We walk around everyday going about our boring business while weird and gross sh*t is going down inside our meat sacks unbeknownst to us. Like, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that there are tiny mites living on my eyelashes at all […] More
Learning how to navigate dating one gender is tough enough, but for bisexuals — that sh*t is downright confusing and hella time consuming. You might have figured out how to get into the pants of that sexy guy at the gym (and scored a lil BJ from him), but that girl you were trying to take […] More
Opinions are like a**holes — everyone’s got one. And some people’s bumholes are a bit tidier and more well kept than others. Some people like to bleach the sh*tty residue away, while others like to stick ridiculously large dildos up there and poop out the annoying social taboos and societal shame. Some a**holes like to get […] More
When you were a young ridiculously stupid child, you probably thought that your parents (and all adults for that matter) knew absolutely everything. They basically told you that they did, after all. But as we got older, less ignorant, and more hung up about learning every single thing we could about everything on Wikipedia — we slowly […] More
Okay, real talk — usually it’s the sh*tty and deplorable landlords of the world that ruin our lives and blame us for our festering pest problem even though there’s a gaping hole in the side of my roof and they’re just trying to shift that blame onto someone other then their guilty AF selves. I’m not […] More
When thinking about the different ways to go about hitting on someone that you might potentially bang, there are a few things that one must consider like — how do I not come off as a creepy weirdo while trying to make conversation? Do I risk using a cheesy dad joke to make them laugh? Do […] More
Ah, the miracle of life. It’s a wondrous occasion of love, babies, and trying not to tear your vagina all the way down the taint to your butt hole. Yes, giving birth is a magical thing. Labor is also probably one of the most difficult thing that happens on earth, but that sh*t can become […] More
From the outside, things look completely normal. You go about your day, working your 9-5 and eating avocado toast and gabbing about the latest season of Game of Thrones at the water cooler. But little do your coworkers know that you run a neighborhood kink dungeon from the comfort of your home on the weekends. […] More
Sexual Fantasies allow us to live out kinky dream worlds that our regular, boring lives wouldn’t normally allow. Like, I don’t actually see myself trying to give a priest a blowjob during confessional, but the idea of ripping off the black cassock of a very off-limits person and making them squeal in sexually repressed delight […] More
When you choose to bump uglies with someone, you’re always running the risk of awkward, weird, or strange sex. Sure, the guy named Justin that you picked up at the bar may seem like your average, run of the mill American dude, but when dat a** hits the sheets, he’s going to be begging you […] More
It’s not exactly breaking news that the entire world is going to sh*t. I mean, look where we’re at — a narcissistic and ill-informed man-child is running the country, we’re dealing with unprecedented natural disasters, and our social and political doom seems to be looming closer and closer with every new day. The bulk of us […] More
Coming clean to your parents is never easy. Well, unless you have an open and healthy relationship where you can talk freely about anything and everything with them. In that case — go f*ck yourself. For the rest of us with mommy and daddy issues, explaining to your parents that you are clean and sober might […] More
