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Oof. Sex can be awkward AF, y’all. And I’m not just talking about a little uncomfortable silence or accidentally passing gas while he does you from behind kind of awkward. I’m talking — dude is wasted and can’t find a bigger gal’s vagina so he ends up fingering her belly button for 20 minutes kind of awkward. […] More
Getting hitched — it’s supposed to be a day you’ll remember and look back on with wistful emoji heart eyes for the rest of your life. But the reality of getting married always comes with a lot more sh*t than you bargained for. You better hope to the wedding gods that it doesn’t rain on your completely outdoor […] More
Presently, the world of kink has only slightly wiggled its way into mainstream media. Yes, some movies and shows play with a little bondage and ball gagging (and no, 50 Shades doesn’t f*cking count. Ugh). But kink, for the most part, resides and flourishes behind closed doors. Or, luckily for us interested and curious World Wide […] More
You spend a third of your life sleeping – but if you play your cards right, you can spend a lot more time than that in bed… you know, doing sex. Come to think of it, why restrict yourself to the bedroom? You can have just as much grown-up fun in the backseat of your car… or in […] More
2017 Resolution #1: Make dating great again. There are a few things we’d like to leave in 2016 (like exploding phones and iconic celeb deaths), and shoddy online dating definitely tops that list. Bottom line—Netflix and chilling with total strangers is just not an option this year. So, we’re trying something new. Meet The Inner Circle, a […] More
The life of an escort isn’t all diamond necklaces and Richard Gere falling in love with you. No, being a working girl demands a certain kind of patience, skill, and ability to adapt to any situation — even if that means partaking in some crazy f*cking sh*t. People will pay a lot of money to have […] More
For those swept up in the madness, Tinder can best be described as a dating black hole filled with cheesy pick-up lines, awkward first dates, an endless supply of f*ckboys, and overly sore thumbs. My, what a perfect recipe for romance! People use Tinder for different reasons — some may use it to fall in love […] More
Chocolate, whipped cream, phallic shaped vegetables — these items are pretty standard fare when it comes to spicing things up in the bedroom. But what happens when you branch out and introduce new and unlikely foods into sex? Like, I’m talking thousand island dressing and macaroni salad kind of new. People can’t live without food and […] More
Feel your man slipping away? Want to lock that s*** down? Well, just get pregnant! It will solve all your problems! Some crazy a** women intentionally get knocked up so they won’t lose their man. This is seriously a real thing. Any man that you feel you need to trap is definitely not the right […] More
Sometimes people say and do weird sh*t during sex — that’s a given. But what happens when people do things so bizarre, so whacky, so WTF (!?!) that you’re left wondering how someone could actually think of anything so strange. I thought I was weird, but pretending that your bed is a cage, you’re a hamster, and […] More
UGH getting cheated on sucks so hard. It’s happened to the best of us, no matter how hard you try and be that perfect boo-thang to an ungrateful A-HOLE (shut up, I’m not bitter). If you are still coping after being brutally cheated on, the only solution is to find stories that are either relatable […] More
Sex isn’t always rainbows and romance and roses strewn across the floor while you embrace in loving ecstasy. No — sometimes sex is gross and painful and downright disgusting. But hey, sh*t happens. Literally. Maybe you poop on your boyfriends d*ck during some ass play. Maybe that gag reflex wasn’t as strong as you thought it […] More
