Sure, Jennifer Lawrence is a successful, talented, and impossibly beautiful A-list actress. But she’s also pretty famous for her exploits off screen – drunken or otherwise. Whether she’s accepting yet another award, or promoting her next film on the talk show circuit, every word out of her mouth makes us fantasize about belonging to her fun-loving inner circle. I mean, […] More
A mother is truly like no other woman in your life: she raised you, fed you, probably gave you way too much money as a teen, and still lets you cry on her shoulder when your romantic life goes to shit (again). And yet, there are few people in your life who will make you […] More
There are certain basic human experiences – like riding a bike for the first time, or having your first crush – that everyone can relate to. No one had to teach you to “fake laugh when you have no idea what the other person said,” or school you in “the international hand symbol for ‘What the hell is this […] More
The U.S. is huge. And, unsurprisingly, every corner of the country is a little bit different. Cross state lines and you’re not just dealing with new liquor laws – you’ve got different accents, new cuisine, a totally distinct climate… and, inevitably, a unique set of people. We’ve all heard the stereotypes. West Coasters are chill. […] More
Word on the grapevine is that Jemaine and Bret are working on a Flight of the Conchords film script, plus a reunion tour for next year. With news like that, it’s only natural that we’ve taken a step back in time to our favorite, most hilarious quotes from the pair’s series in HBO. See below. 1. […] More
If you don’t know your boyfriend’s or sister’s or best friend’s number by heart, shame on you! Right?! Maybe not… As our reliance on technology grows more and more each year, it’s not necessarily that unforgivable to let go of past memorization habits in lieu of your iPhone’s memory, instead. No longer do we need […] More
There’s an old adage that says, “First impressions are everything.” Granted, online dating doesn’t provide much opportunity for such impressions to be planned, or intentional, in any way; all you’ve really got to rely on is your social media presence and your Tinder profile. Often not a pretty sight, are we right? This does not […] More
Though we wouldn’t go so far as to say that trolling is an art, it is a skill that takes equal parts natural talent and practiced commitment to truly master. Needless to say, most of us will never achieve this level of trolling, and that’s probably a good thing. It is, however, a great source […] More
We have a love-hate relationship with texting. Though it’s permanently handicapped our social capabilities and made us so dependent on the phone as to panic when we see the blinking light of a dying battery, texting has also provided us with some pretty fantastic pranking opportunities. Rest assured, we don’t take these opportunities for […] More
We’ve all been down the Google rabbit hole. One minute, you’re innocently typing in a totally normal search, the next, you’re clicking through the drop down menu: Can a human get a dog pregnant? Are babies double-jointed? (For the sake of clarity: no and no.) We’re not sure if these auto-searches are the result […] More
Drunk texts? They happen. Hitting up the wrong number? Also not unheard of. But between the day-to-day minutiae of everyday (night) life, who would have guessed that both distinct possibilities would converge to produce the greatest single instance of trolling known to man? Certainly not us. Luckily, when the world’s funniest “Dr. Who” fan received […] More
Superheroes—they’re just like us! They, too, wear cute tights, fret over their personal brands, drink too much Captain Morgan and, apparently, take d*ck pics. And, just like you and me, cartoon vigilantes use text messages to communicate with friends and foes. How else are they supposed to plot to overthrow villains and/or trash talk […] More
