The problem with plans is that they’re rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from […] More
You can’t believe everything you see these days, with the emergence of a ton of apps to easily alter photos people everywhere are becoming their own personal Photoshop experts. Whether you know it or not anytime you scroll down your Instagram your easily laying your eyes on a number of enhanced pictures. A lot of […] More
True art is timeless and relatable. Point in case: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. More
10 years ago, being a hipster meant rocking those oversized (and fake) black-rimmed glasses and sipping on the newest and boldest IPA while condescendingly explaining why Vonnegut was the most prolific novelist of our time and loving every f*cking minute of it. Why wouldn’t you? You felt better than everyone, your opinions and taste in […] More
The supermarket is a wondrous place. It houses all my favorite fruit, vegetables, and bread, laundry detergent, small home appliances, Hot Cheetos, and most importantly — booze. I go there when I’m stressed out, when I’m hungry, and when I’m about to cook up a fat f*cking meal for my friends and family. I love the […] More
To be awkward in 2017 is to be spiraling down a path of existential despair while watching the unfolding of our political, environmental, and personal livelihoods — it’s inevitable. Whether it’s bumping into a mannequin in a store while apologizing profusely or saying goodbye to someone and then walking in the exact same direction, being […] More
Have you ever tried to teach your grandparents how to use some sort of new technology that they;re not used to? It usually turns into a funny sh*tshow and you’ll leave either highly annoyed or entertained or hopefully both. My grandma could at least work a television remote and the home phone but a computer […] More
Designers, architects, and copywriters of the world have a pretty difficult task to stand up to in life. They’re supposed to make things easy to read, accessible, and aesthetically pleasing. But what happens when all of that goes straight out the window and you’re left with a rotating billboard between two poles that just keep […] More
Whether you’re sending nudes, keeping up with your best friends’ daily activities, or merely living your best life on social media — Snapchat has forever changed the way people communicate. Is that the best thing? Probably not, but that’s for another time, another article, and another existential crisis about the intersection and demise of human interaction […] More
Sometimes you take a photo and the lighting’s just right, you look bomb AF — BUT — there’s an awkward bro in the background or your friend’s eyes are closed or you wish you looked just a tiny bit more tan. Lucky for you, a little magical app exists that can help fix all of your aesthetic […] More
Sure, not all people over the age of 50 are completely out of touch with social media and technology, but a large portion of them are. Just ask my dad. He once commented “like” under a picture I posted on Facebook three years ago. Bless that man’s heart. Millennials may feel an innate sense of […] More
Poppin’ wood, having your lil soldier stand at attention, pitching a tent — that’s right, y’all — we’re here to talk about BONERS. I mean, who doesn’t love a good awkward boner story. As a woman without a penis, I can barely begin to understand what a boner feels like, how convenient/inconvenient they can be, and why […] More
