Collections of our favorite texts from TextsFromLastNight.com
If there’s anything we’ve learned from the Internet, it’s that people lie. And sometimes, these lies are NBD, like failing to claim your fart in a conference room, and at other times, these lies are huge, like the missing balloon boy …shame. But, when it comes down to it (and let’s be honest ?), all lies […] More
If there’s anything we know about the 21st century, it’s that we live in a sh*t time to date. Between online networks and Tinder, we’ve got so many cultural nuances and communication methods to navigate that, even when it all works out, getting to know someone just isn’t easy. How do you make it last? Should you text first? […] More
How do you know when you’ve really found your one true love? Is it the way they stare into your eyes? Is it that rush you feel when you see them unexpectedly? Is it how and when they say “I love you?” Or is it the way they feed you cheese when you’re drunk AF after a night […] More
Halloween—that one night of the year we all get to revisit our childhood, play dress-up and get a little with friends. Except this time around there’s alcohol… and poor decisions and drunk texts to the ghosts of terrifying exes’ past. (Adulting’s not THAT bad, y’all.) In case you need a little Hallow’s Eve-spiration or an […] More
We’ve all regretted a text once or twice (okay, a million times), and it’s safe to assume everyone can get a tad bit extra when it comes to relationships. Because truthfully, if it’s Friday night and pinot grigio’s on the table, we’re all just a little insane. And if there’s anything we’ve learned from hipster Instagram bios, there’s […] More
Threesomes. They’re awkward, messy, require two or more people (hello, lots of communication), and sometimes—just sometimes—they’re sexy. But most of the time, they’re just way too… real. So, we’ve pulled together 26 texts that accurately summarize your everyday threesome (well… sorta). Enjoy: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. More
It is officially pumpkin spice season. From lattes and candles, to vodka and…condoms? You name it. It’s all pumpkin flavored. White girls love it openly and everyone else loves it in the privacy of their own homes. The leaves are beginning to change and the start of football season brings a whole new reason to […] More
Bummed about being back at school? These 25 texts will show you miracles happen in college. Summer is over. You’ve left the comfort of your parents’ home and, once again, your diet consists mainly of Ramen and Gatorade. The sweet smell of backpack sweat follows you around and you can’t quite seem to make it […] More
Bumpin’ uglies with strangers? We’ve all been there (well… most of us), and sometimes it’s just that—ugly. Sometimes, it’s not your fault things go south. When it comes to random rendezvous, so many things can go wrong. Maybe he accidentally knees you in the face. Or maybe she eats all of the pizza in your […] More
