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  • The Worst Santa’s Lap Photos to Ruin Your Christmas

    As a child, Santa’s is the most sacred of laps. You get on there, tell him your little hearts desire, and supposedly he delivers. It feels like magic, and you don’t realize you’re sitting on a potentially creepy dudes lap. That just doesn’t cross your mind when you’re little. But few adults in their right […] More

  • The Only Advent Calendar You Need is Full of Alcohol

    Alcohol and the holidays go hand in hand. Maybe you’re celebrating, ’cause tis the season and all that jazz. Or perhaps you despise the holidays, and can’t handle your fam, so you drink to cope. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Regardless of why you’re drinking this holiday season.. you’re doing the damn thing. So […] More

  • The Force is Strong in these New Star Wars Sex Toys

    When you think of Star Wars you think of sex.. right? Okay, okay, maybe not. But words like action and excitement should come to mind. And when it comes to sex, don’t you want the same things? Alright to this is all a stretch, but hear me out. Star Wars should have always been incorporated […] More

  • These People Had The Worst Christmas Experiences Ever

    Christmas — what should be a glorious time of love, family and friends, gifts, and decorating trees has devolved for many into pouring more and more bourbon into their eggnog and curling into little piles of holiday despair. The harsh reality is that Christmas can f*cking suck a big hard one, and no Santa or […] More

  • These 19 Evil Parents Tricked Their Kids Into Believing in Santa

    Ahhh, childhood. Don’t you miss it? Back when you didn’t have to pay bills, worry about STDs, and Christmas meant that a dope AF non-pedophilic fat man would come into your house and bring you presents. We were living the dream guys, and we didn’t even know it! Don’t get me wrong, Christmas is still dope. […] More

  • 35 Funny Holiday Texts That Prove ‘Tis The Season

    Ah, December. A month of pure bliss and utter chaos. It is the most wonderful and stressful time of the year. Students have finals, parents have to entertain family and friends, and young adults have to spend what little money they have on tickets home. That s*** is SO rough on your wallet. The holidays are awesome, yet they […] More