Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Often when children are young, you imagine that they’re going to grow up to be these extraordinary people that you’ll love unconditionally forever. They have no choice but to be nothing but wonderful and perfect. Unfortunately, that isn’t true for all people. Circumstances and mental issues can cause kids to grow up to be horrible […] More
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. Alright, not everyone, but a hell of a lot of people out there have brains made of applesauce and turdlets. One reason I’m so sure of this? The things people do to avoid pregnancy and STDs. Although I’d love to solely blame […] More
One of the pros and cons of human beings is that we can’t all fully agree on everything. Sure, it’s awesome cause it makes us all unique and sets us apart, but it also causes mass conflict. But one thing that would be nice? If every single person on planet earth could grasp incredibly simple […] More
If you’re not a generally awkward person by nature, you at least do something awkward every once in a while. Like, you say the wrong thing at the wrong time, or hover over someone, making them incredibly uncomfortable. But regardless of whether or not you’re master of the awkward, or just a novice, you’ve definitely […] More
We’ve all watched porn before, right? Alright, if you haven’t, time to check it out. When you do, you’ll see that THEY CAN GET IT. Seriously, pornos are insane. Insane humping, faces dripping with loads, and they meet their partner in the craziest scenarios. Sounds awesome right? Well, IT IS. But, it’s also totally misleading, […] More
Your wedding day is supposed to be one of the best days of your life. You marry your soul mate, and are surrounded by people that you love, and that care deeply about your happiness. Or do they? Sure, usually when the priest or whomever asks if anyone objects, 99% of the time it’s dead […] More
Do you ever sit around wondering if people think you’re nice or not? Perhaps you do, but at least people all over the work aren’t debating it on the internet. But whatever, let’s add more fuel to the fire. Sure, we’ve told you about rude AF celebs before (because we have no lives), but we’ve […] More
When kids come to mind, you think about how cute they are, right? WRONG. You should think about how annoying and rude they are. Okay, okay, maybe I took that a little too far. But trust me, once you read the following 27 things children have said and done, you’ll be like, alright, maybe that […] More
UGHHHH TRAFFIC AMIRITE?!? It sucks so hard. No matter how many podcasts or audio books you have downloaded, traffic is still a major SOB. So what do you do if your normal sources of entertainment run dry? Why, look to other people, of course! People watching is an endless source of entertainment, so what better […] More
When you think about marriage, especially if you’ve never been married before, you usually look at it longingly. You can’t wait to find that special person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with, and imagine a perfect union in which you’re in love forever. Well, that’s definitely not always the case. All […] More
Kidnapping is something that is hard to talk about, especially for those that have lived through it. It’s something no one should ever have to go through. And unfortunately it’s incredibly common. Hundreds of thousands of people are kidnapped every year, from children to grown adults. Kidnapping comes in many forms. From people taken for […] More
There is so much information out in the world, that there’s absolutely no possible way to learn everything. Doesn’t that drive you crazy? CAUSE I WANT (to know) IT ALL! But, again, that’s a fools dream. So why not settle for some crazy information that will surely make a dope AF cocktail party conversation? JK […] More
