Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
“I think she might have been a racist” DOESN’T MATTER HAD SEX. “She put a bag on my head” STILL COUNTS. Seriously, this song describes sex for so many people. Doesn’t matter who it is, as long as you’re getting some, it’s whatever! But sometimes IT DOES MATTER. Like, if you see a KKK mask […] More
Having sex with a new partner for the first time is a hit or miss. It’s either crazy passionate and hot AF, or it’s slightly awkward, because you’re still figuring out how you work together in the sack. But whatever, DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. But before having sex with someone for the first time, there […] More
Sex is fun. Don’t you want to maximize the amount of time you spending having sex? OF COURSE YOU DO! But if you’re not in a steady relationship & aren’t getting it on the reg, what are your options (besides paying for poon)? How do you find the most available people? Well, there are lots […] More
We already know that reality TV is a messy business. People are exploited, taken advantage of, and manipulated in order to be portrayed a certain way. Reality shows about love and friend/dating drama are always slightly fabricated for views. But what about the reality shows you watch that delve into the depths of the psyche? […] More
When you’re in a committed relationship, there is nothing worst than finding out your partner has been unfaithful. You hear it from someone else, or straight from the horse’s mouth, and you feel beyond hurt and betrayed. You’re thinking to yourself “could my life be any worse?” Well, yes, it can. Some people live through […] More
The wedding night is supposed to be one of the most important aspects of your wedding. It’s all about that moment when you’re finally alone as a married couple for the first time. If you haven’t banged before, then it’s an even bigger deal, and if you have, the sex should still be epicly mind-blowing. […] More
When you watch porn you think to yourself “man that’s hot, I want try that move”. Then you try the move, and it’s just hard to duplicate. You also catch yourself thinking “why doesn’t it look like that when I have sex?” Well, let me tell you! Because porn sex isn’t all that realistic. Many […] More
TWINS BASIL, TWINS. Don’t we all just want to bang some twins? It’s a common fantasy for a reason, right? Not just one hot person, but TWO. JACKPOT! But it’s not that easy to make that dream a reality, and so people end up dating just one twin (because that is what’s normal). And it’s […] More
School is rough. You have to like, study and shit. UGH. And then you need to do well, because getting good grades leads to a good job and a better life.. right? But what if you just aren’t doing well and want to get your grades up without extra credit or studying? What else is […] More
There are things almost everyone can unanimously agree SUCK. Colonoscopies? Check. Failure? F*ck that. Breakups? No thanks. No one likes any of that shit. So, what do all those things have in common besides being horrible? They’re all necessary evils. You see, despite how much they suck, they are essential parts of life. Necessary evils […] More
WHY DO PEOPLE GHOST? It really sucks. Sure, one date and not talking after isn’t a big deal, but if you’ve gone on multiple dates, it’s just super uncool to disappear with no explanation. And then there are the people that ghost after dating for a long ass time. Like, ghosting after months, even YEARS […] More
People always give excuses to get out of sh*t. Whether they want to get out of trouble or get out of doing something, excuse are a great way to avoid something. But the thing about excuses is that they’re often untrue. BETCHES BE LYING. And those liars that make up fake excuses make it harder […] More
