Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Saying goodbye to someone that you know is dying is a horrible experience. Although it’s one of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do, you have the chance to say all that you want to say, and let the person know you love them before they depart. But sometimes you don’t get that chance. […] More
There are some things most people can unanimously agree sound AWESOME. Laying by the beach, drinking a glass of champagne, or going to a bar with some friends. All three of those things sound wonderful right? Well, some people would disagree with you. You see, despite popular opinion, not all traditionally hyped-up things are as […] More
Life is full of tough choices and situations. Yeah, I know, that’s common knowledge, but it’s important to remember that everyone around you is dealing with their own sh*t, and to always be kind and compassionate to others. When it comes to facing difficult situations, people handle them differently. We stand strong or crumble under […] More
By now, you should know pretty well that a lot of people with power tend to abuse it. Something about power gets to people’s heads, and they take advantage of their position of power. It sucks to be the person that has to deal with their egotistical power trip. Although it sucks, a lot of […] More
Being rich doesn’t sound too shabby. No more worrying about paying your bills or that debilitating debt you’ve acquired. If you do it right, it sounds like it could be such a chill, stress-free life. But when you think of rich people, you think of flashy people that are obnoxious when it comes to flaunting […] More
Breaking up and getting dumped is seriously the pits. No one enjoys getting their ass kicked to the curb. But, unfortunately, it’s part of life, and we’ve got to deal with it. But you know what’s worse than getting dumped? Getting dumped for the dumbest reason imaginable. Like if you got a haircut and your […] More
One night stands are always a hit or miss. Sometimes it’s everything you wanted from a boink sesh: quick, painless, to the point, and DONE. You’re like BOY BYE SEE YOU HOPEFULLY NEVER BUT GOOD JOB! Other times it’s just the worst. You want to get out of that bed ASAP and pray to all […] More
IF YOU’RE HIGH READING THIS, GOOD FOR YOU. Seriously though, I can’t read when I’m high, so mazel tov. Uhhh ohhh hi dad! No I don’t smoke.. I’m just holding this for a friend! JK my dad’s chill. Anyways, smoking is so fun. Things are more relaxing, everything is funnier, food is better, and the […] More
When it comes to weddings, brides and grooms can occasionally go a little overboard. Sometimes it’s the issues with the planning, other times it’s family members and friends that are ridiculous. But, a lot of the time, it’s just two people trying ridiculously hard to make one day “perfect”. That goal of perfection is often […] More
The most important relationship rule out there is to be with someone that treats you well. Yeah, there are a lot of other rules, but that one is NUMBER ONE. You want to be with someone that respects you, and treats you with kindness and compassion. But, surprisingly, this is one of the rules some […] More
People day the darnedest things and ask the dumbest questions. Seriously, sometimes it’s so baffling that people can go so long without knowing pertinent information. Like, for instance, how can a woman that has had TWO CHILDREN not know what her period is? Like, what did you think was happening to you every month for […] More
Sexting is so wonderful. If you horny and want to get your message across, or if your partner is thousands of miles away, it’s a great tool to get things started. While some people can’t sext for sh*t (cough cough me) others out there are sexting masters! They know just what to say and how […] More
