Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
By now, you should know pretty well that a lot of people with power tend to abuse it. Something about power gets to people’s heads, and they take advantage of their position of power. It sucks to be the person that has to deal with their egotistical power trip. Although it sucks, a lot of […] More
Being rich doesn’t sound too shabby. No more worrying about paying your bills or that debilitating debt you’ve acquired. If you do it right, it sounds like it could be such a chill, stress-free life. But when you think of rich people, you think of flashy people that are obnoxious when it comes to flaunting […] More
Breaking up and getting dumped is seriously the pits. No one enjoys getting their ass kicked to the curb. But, unfortunately, it’s part of life, and we’ve got to deal with it. But you know what’s worse than getting dumped? Getting dumped for the dumbest reason imaginable. Like if you got a haircut and your […] More
One night stands are always a hit or miss. Sometimes it’s everything you wanted from a boink sesh: quick, painless, to the point, and DONE. You’re like BOY BYE SEE YOU HOPEFULLY NEVER BUT GOOD JOB! Other times it’s just the worst. You want to get out of that bed ASAP and pray to all […] More
IF YOU’RE HIGH READING THIS, GOOD FOR YOU. Seriously though, I can’t read when I’m high, so mazel tov. Uhhh ohhh hi dad! No I don’t smoke.. I’m just holding this for a friend! JK my dad’s chill. Anyways, smoking is so fun. Things are more relaxing, everything is funnier, food is better, and the […] More
When it comes to weddings, brides and grooms can occasionally go a little overboard. Sometimes it’s the issues with the planning, other times it’s family members and friends that are ridiculous. But, a lot of the time, it’s just two people trying ridiculously hard to make one day “perfect”. That goal of perfection is often […] More
The most important relationship rule out there is to be with someone that treats you well. Yeah, there are a lot of other rules, but that one is NUMBER ONE. You want to be with someone that respects you, and treats you with kindness and compassion. But, surprisingly, this is one of the rules some […] More
People day the darnedest things and ask the dumbest questions. Seriously, sometimes it’s so baffling that people can go so long without knowing pertinent information. Like, for instance, how can a woman that has had TWO CHILDREN not know what her period is? Like, what did you think was happening to you every month for […] More
Sexting is so wonderful. If you horny and want to get your message across, or if your partner is thousands of miles away, it’s a great tool to get things started. While some people can’t sext for sh*t (cough cough me) others out there are sexting masters! They know just what to say and how […] More
When you’re having sex, or really doing anything sexual, all you’re thinking about it getting off, and enjoying the moment. You’re not thinking about all the possible ways you could get injured during the process. But sex injuries aren’t only real, they’re terrifying. Sometimes they hit you when you least expect it. You just wanted […] More
The restaurant industry could be hella fun. You party after work with your coworkers, learn all about food and booze, and make friends for life. If you’re at the right place, it could be one of the best jobs you’ll ever have. But sometimes working is restaurants is the WORST. You get shitty hours, have […] More
Getting dumped sucks, no matter how that dish is served. Despite the manner in which it’s delivered or the excuse they give, it just freakin’ blows. But if I had the choice, I’d want to get dumped in a terrible way. Seems weird right? Well, don’t you want an excuse to fuel that sadness into […] More
