Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
If you know who Gordon Ramsay is, then you know he’s not known for being the nicest guy. He’s a famous chef, and his thing is to yell at the contestants, and provide a lot of tough love. I’m sure he’s nice in his private life, but dude is scary AF on tv. So, its […] More
Have you ever sent a email to your professor while you were drunk or high? Alright, maybe you have, but were you super discrete about it or hella obvious? I’m guessing pretty discrete. At least the couple times I did, I sent the email after reading it through a couple times, trying to make sure […] More
It’s hard to judge parents when you aren’t one. It seems kind of messed up, because you don’t know what it’s like to be responsible for another human being. It sounds like really hard work. Who am I to judge? Well, there is a line that some parents cross, and when that line is crossed, […] More
When it comes to Ryan Reynolds, it’s hard to talk to him like a normal person, because he’s not a normal person. He is more like a studly Greek God. So it’s no surprise that when some people talk to him, they resort to world vomit, and being thirsty and horny AF. Many celebrities choose […] More
When you think of cupcakes, your reaction should be pure lust and excitement. Who doesn’t like cupcakes? Monsters, that’s who. All cupcakes are beyond delicious, and I would love to scarf one down this very minute. Can you go wrong with any type of cupcake? Well, turns out you can. You see I’m all about […] More
You might have read this title and thought to yourself “yeah b*tch, of course not all children are like young Sheldon.” Well obviously I know kids aren’t mad geniuses, and are bound to do stupid sh*t ’cause they don’t know any better. But some kids go above and beyond, and get themselves into easily avoidable […] More
If you were born in the 90s, or at least lived through the 90s, you know how epic of a decade it was. From the neon to the crazy new gadgets, the 90s were all about fun. I mean, the 90s gave us incredible cartoons, dope boy bands in matching clothes, and fanny packs. It […] More
We’ve all chased trains or modes of transportation, right? I know I’ve looked like a dill-hole chasing buses one too many times. But usually the same thing happens: they keep going and don’t give AF about me. So what would happen if you chased trains all the time? Probably much of the same, and your […] More
Unless they were born in the spotlight, most celebs had to work their way up. So often they had normal upbringings, and mingled with us normal folks. Sure, maybe some of them always sucked, but a bunch of them started out as wholesome kids with a dream of making it big. And then they did, […] More
We all have curiosities when it comes to the opposite sex, and wonder what it would be like to step into their shoes. What is it like socially? Economically? Physically? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS. So how do you figure out what it’s like? Duh, you just ask. And that’s what these 19 people did. They had […] More
Is there anything your significant other doesn’t know about you? Maybe you used to shop lift, or you had a brief stint in jail. Or maybe you have a secret family somewhere that you don’t want them to know about. A lot of people keep things from their SO, usually because they’re afraid if their […] More
Legality in the world is super sketchy. Nothing is consistent in each country, and some things that should be illegal are legal, and vice versa. We could talk forever about the things that should be legal and illegal, but let’s just focus on one, shall we? Let’s stick with things we think should be illegal. […] More
