Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We all have insecurities. You don’t like your nose or your feet or the sound of your voice. It’s completely normal to have something you don’t love about yourself, and would change if you could. But there is a difference between having minor insecurities and letting those insecurities run your life. People with major insecurities […] More
As cute as pets are, they all have their bad moments. Your cat climbs on a shelf and knocks something over, or your dog pees on your brand new carpet. It sucks, but it happens. What do you expect from an animal? But sometimes scolding them just isn’t satisfying, and you want what all humans […] More
Kids, they say the darnedest things! Sure, they can be rude as hell, and dumb AF, but that’s cause they’re youngins and haven’t been out in the world yet. Who could really blame them? NO ONE. When kids say dumb things it’s super adorable. You’re just like “aww omg you know nothing Jon Snow!” It’s […] More
Who doesn’t love fried chicken? Ron Weasley sure as hell loves it. Seriously fried chicken is just so damn good. It’s without a doubt the best kind of chicken you can eat. But then again, everything is better fried. That’s the American in me talking. So when it comes to the heaven that is fried […] More
I don’t mean to be melodramatic, but ice cream is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Just thinking about that sweet cold deliciousness gives me feelings in my nether region. So when it comes to my ice cream, I’m pretty protective. If my roommates even take a single bite out of my […] More
Online dates is so hard! You have to find the perfect photos, and figure out how to best describe who you are and what you want out of dating. And then add having to sort through horrible people, and you’ve got yourself a grueling pain in the a** process. But unfortunately, using online dating sites […] More
When your job is driving people on the reg, you’re bound to have the occasional odd encounter. Not all rides are going to be winners, so you have to prepare yourself for the worst. But it goes far beyond the occasional drunk puke in the car or passed out idiot. Sometimes rideshare drivers face some […] More
Even if you love your job, things can get rough every once in a while, especially if you’re working with other people. Coworkers can sometimes be the best part of the job, and sometimes they are the absolute worst. From being dumb AF and not knowing how to do their job, to being rude and […] More
Is there something you wish people did that they don’t? Not just in your everyday life, but bedroom specific. Like, do you wish there was a finger in the butt more often, or a little more foreplay? We all have things we wish people would do more in the sack, it’s inevitable, since we all […] More
Everyone has been woken up in the middle of the night before. Whether you were snoring and your SO wanted you to STFU, your pupper licked your face because homie had to go potty, or you had a strange dream, we’ve all been there. But the worst way to be woken up? By something absolutely […] More
Sometimes drugs are fun. They take you to another place and make you feel things you’ve never experienced. But for every decent experience on drugs, there are a million shitty experiences, and the potential for your life to be ruined forever. If you’ve done any type of drugs, even if you’re not addicted, there’s no […] More
Seeing someone on their deathbed has to be one of the hardest things to witness, especially if it’s someone you love. You expect it to be a sad moment full of tears, I love you’s, and goodbyes. What else could possibly happen? Well, some people take their final moments to confess secrets they’ve been holding […] More
