Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Everyone has been woken up in the middle of the night before. Whether you were snoring and your SO wanted you to STFU, your pupper licked your face because homie had to go potty, or you had a strange dream, we’ve all been there. But the worst way to be woken up? By something absolutely […] More
Sometimes drugs are fun. They take you to another place and make you feel things you’ve never experienced. But for every decent experience on drugs, there are a million shitty experiences, and the potential for your life to be ruined forever. If you’ve done any type of drugs, even if you’re not addicted, there’s no […] More
Seeing someone on their deathbed has to be one of the hardest things to witness, especially if it’s someone you love. You expect it to be a sad moment full of tears, I love you’s, and goodbyes. What else could possibly happen? Well, some people take their final moments to confess secrets they’ve been holding […] More
We’ve all had sex with someone we shouldn’t have. Okay, not ALL of us, but most of us. You know the ones, you bang your friends ex, a friend’s brother, or maybe even that POS you swore you’d never touch with a ten foot pole. It happens. Well, have you ever had sex with your […] More
Orgasms are one of life’s greatest gifts. For those of us that have them, we know how great they feel and how happy they make us. But what if you couldn’t have an orgasm? And not just an odd occurrence, but all the time? What would you do? Well, I would lose my GD mind. […] More
When it comes to sex, you kind of expect it to go a certain way. You just want hot, sweaty, passion and to reach that big O. Is that too much to ask for? Apparently it is, because it doesn’t always go as well as you’d like it to. Sometimes your bang sesh goes terribly […] More
Snoop Dogg is known for a lot of things. From his long and influential rap career, to his producing, acting, and his hosting, he can do no wrong. So when most people think of Snoop, they think of his influence in a myriad of industries. But you know what often gets overlooked? His style. Snoop […] More
Sometimes weird things lead to sex. You could be watching an anime and suddenly want to bang something, and be like “oh, I like cartoons.” But there’s more to it than weird fetishes, sometimes something random happens, and next thing you know you’re on a nonstop train going straight to pound town. So what are […] More
There are so many types of parties out there in the world, ranging from fancy to dirty AF. But the best parties of all, regardless of the setting, are the ones in which people get incredibly f*cked up and do ridiculously insane and noteworthy things. You know what I’m talking about. That person that pukes […] More
You know how as you get older, you feel your energy to party start to slowly dwindle. You can’t hang or go as hard as you did in your college years, and the hangovers are a thousand times more brutal than they were back in the day. Growing up, amirite?! Well, maybe you’re just doing […] More
Only recently did the news drop that Kit Harington and Rose Leslie were engaged, and the internet and Game of Thrones’ fans still haven’t fully recovered. Now, the internet is at it again, giving us more Kit and Rose info than we ever thought we could possibly need (yet, duh we needed it, we want […] More
How is your week going so far? Just alright? Complete sh*t? Does your job suck? Is your SO being a POS? Dang, sorry, we feel for you. If only there was some way we could help.. Oh wait, there is! You see, we realize that the best cure for over-all unpleasantness is a cute GIF […] More
