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Aw, Tinder — a land of promise and potential baes, casual sex, cocktail hour drinks, and the most derogatory, sexist bullsh*t known to womankind. I don’t know what it is about an online dating platform that makes dudes feel like they can do anything and say anything, but this sh*t has got to stop. And I’m […] More
Not all d*cks are created equal — that’s a fact. And while society, porn, and the mainstream media might tell us that bigger is always better when it comes to penis size, that’s definitely not the case — especially when a vagina isn’t wet enough or tended to or ready for the monster shlong. Size queens do exist […] More
Real talk—using apps to meet people is messy. From an inbox of aggressive pick-up lines to the occasional catfish, you have plenty of random candidates to weed through. And even then, you’re still guaranteed one of those awkward “you don’t look like your profile picture OR do anything you claim to do” first dates. So, where are all the cool, not crazy, singles? […] More
Finding the one you want to love and cherish and f*ck and be married to for the rest of your life is no easy feat. And even when you think you’ve found “the one” — you could realize months, years, or even decades down the line that they are not the right person for you, and […] More
Is there anything your significant other doesn’t know about you? Maybe you used to shop lift, or you had a brief stint in jail. Or maybe you have a secret family somewhere that you don’t want them to know about. A lot of people keep things from their SO, usually because they’re afraid if their […] More
We go through life aimlessly looking for love but it’s f*cking hard finding the person that you’ll want to spend the rest of your life with. it’s even harder when you’re introverted and have trouble meeting new people. Introverts really like their alone time, so you can imagine how difficult it is trying to find […] More
Real talk—using apps to meet people is messy. From an inbox of aggressive pick-up lines to the occasional catfish, you have plenty of random candidates to weed through. And even then, you’re still guaranteed one of those awkward “you don’t look like your profile picture OR do anything you claim to do” first dates. So, where are all the cool, not crazy, singles? […] More
Real talk—using apps to meet people is messy. From an inbox of aggressive pick-up lines to the occasional catfish, you have plenty of random candidates to weed through. And even then, you’re still guaranteed one of those awkward “you don’t look like your profile picture OR do anything you claim to do” first dates. So, where are all the cool, not crazy, singles? […] More
Online dates is so hard! You have to find the perfect photos, and figure out how to best describe who you are and what you want out of dating. And then add having to sort through horrible people, and you’ve got yourself a grueling pain in the a** process. But unfortunately, using online dating sites […] More
I remember giving my first blow job. I was 16, I had snuck out of my parent’s house at 3 o’clock in the morning, and I had no f*cking idea what I was doing. Unfortunately, I had a guy who didn’t tell me sh*t. He let me give him the driest, most awkward blow job […] More
Is there something you wish people did that they don’t? Not just in your everyday life, but bedroom specific. Like, do you wish there was a finger in the butt more often, or a little more foreplay? We all have things we wish people would do more in the sack, it’s inevitable, since we all […] More
We’ve all had sex with someone we shouldn’t have. Okay, not ALL of us, but most of us. You know the ones, you bang your friends ex, a friend’s brother, or maybe even that POS you swore you’d never touch with a ten foot pole. It happens. Well, have you ever had sex with your […] More
