Let’s be honest: cohabitation is overrated. Who needs roommates? Sure, they lower your rent. But at what cost? They’re loud, they eat all of your food, and more often than not, they’re batshit crazy. If you ask us, there’s no contest. Living alone is SO the way to go. Here are 18 reasons you’re better off […] More
Ah, summer – it’s the perfect time for cheap beer and barbecues, sleeping in, and tanning by the pool. It’s also prime burning time if you spend a little too much time doing that last thing. (It’d be great if someone invented something… to protect your skin… from the sun… like, maybe sunscreen?) Jokes aside, […] More
Halloween—that one night of the year we all get to revisit our childhood, play dress-up and get a little with friends. Except this time around there’s alcohol… and poor decisions and drunk texts to the ghosts of terrifying exes’ past. (Adulting’s not THAT bad, y’all.) In case you need a little Hallow’s Eve-spiration or an […] More
Visiting family can be tough. From political conversations at the dinner table to misunderstood jokes in the car, it can get heated (or hilarious) quickly. Especially if you’ve got offensive grandparents with zero time for your sense of humor, the things you’re into and the “gah-dang millennial Internet mumbo-jumbo” you love. Cheers to family and […] More
B We’ve all tried out life hacks at one point or another. In principle, they’re a great way to save time and money and get shit done. There’s just one problem – in an overzealous effort to repurpose old crap, some people have taken the whole ‘recycling’ thing a little too far. Because when you’ve replaced your bicycles’ […] More
It is officially pumpkin spice season. From lattes and candles, to vodka and…condoms? You name it. It’s all pumpkin flavored. White girls love it openly and everyone else loves it in the privacy of their own homes. The leaves are beginning to change and the start of football season brings a whole new reason to […] More
Bad haircuts. We’ve all had ’em. And crying about it? That’s practically a rite of passage. Knowing that, it can be hard to understand why anyone would dare to switch things up. Sure, you’re reinventing yourself… but at what cost? Maybe these people thought they were making a statement – or maybe they just got […] More
Bummed about being back at school? These 25 texts will show you miracles happen in college. Summer is over. You’ve left the comfort of your parents’ home and, once again, your diet consists mainly of Ramen and Gatorade. The sweet smell of backpack sweat follows you around and you can’t quite seem to make it […] More
Remember those terrible chain emails your friends used to send you back in the day? They’d always end with some threat – either of bad sex for 20 years, or a story about a little girl who’d come kill you – that is, if you didn’t send it to 5 more people within 24 hours. […] More
“Masturbation” would be a goofy-sounding term no matter what it meant. Seriously, write a sentence with “paying your taxes,” “skydiving,” or “rolling your eyes at your annoying coworker Janice” and plug in the word “masturbating” in its place. Just try not to laugh. If you somehow pass that test, call up an old friend and start […] More
It’s draining iPhone batteries. It’s dominating the news cycle. It’s – gasp – tricking people into exercising! It’s also facilitating zillions of offline interactions – from budding friendships to muggings and even dead body discoveries. And if you’re breathing and own a smart phone, odds are, it has already taken over your life. We’re talking about Pokémon Go. (Duh). […] More
