Do you ever have a memory that pops into your mind out of nowhere and you sit and ponder for it for the next five hours? Like, “What the f*ck was I thinking? Why can’t I get this out of my head?!” That sh*t happens to the best of us, especially with the childhood memories […] More
Going out to eat is a luxury that we sometimes take for granted. I mean, instead of paying $13 for bougie avocado toast with cojita cheese and red pepper flakes, we could be crying into our fifth bowl of instant ramen and wondering about all of the delicious dishes we’re missing out on. But not […] More
It takes a certain kind of person that enjoys working at a bar but a gay bar ups the ante in drugs, sex, booze, and most of all, debauchery. I’ve frequented gay bars back in the day and boy, let me tell ya, the partying does not stop once it’s been going on. It can […] More
You’re at a small get together with your new boyfriend and his friends. They’re laughing, shootin’ the sh*t, and you’re finding it hard to get a word in edgewise. What could you possibly say to get all of their attentions without literally taking your nipple out or slapping one of them in the face? Why, […] More
Society today praises models that are tall and skinny and they’re plastered all over magazines on newsstands and parade around during New York Fashion Week. Skinny people tiptoe the line of either being praised for supposedly being in shape to being way too underweight. There doesn’t seem to be an in between when it comes […] More
Up until maybe four years ago, I exclusively worked in hotels and the service industry. Hotels are a different kind of beast that most people will never fully understand. There’s some things that hotel workers have experienced and seen that are unforgettable, especially the one’s that deal with customers face to face. But probably the […] More
People have different reactions to others screwing them over. You can just take it, and hope that they get their karma. Or you talk a lot of sh*t and hope that it helps get things off of your chest. But there’s one other option that definitely outweighs the others: revenge. It’s so tempting for so […] More
You wanna know our fan-ta-sy? Well, it’s not to lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes, or move from the bed, down to the, down to the floor. Let’s just say if we were writing an add for our new best friend, it would say “nothing sexual” (lol get the Always Sunny […] More
Look — we’ve all done some pretty unsanitary things in our lives. I mean, one time while I was at a bar, I got a delicious, gooey tomato-soup-grilled-cheese at a food truck, sat down ready to dig in, and then dropped that sh*t on the floor. That same floor had been boot scooted and boogied […] More
Let’s talk about sex, bae be. And not just any sex, but sex for dough. You know, prostitutes, hookers, sex workers, people of the night, whatever you want to call them. Although I don’t think any little girl or boy dreams of growing up to be a sex worker, unfortunately, in this world, people get […] More
“Parents just don’t understand,” as the ever so iconic Beastie Boys have proclaimed back in the day. They really don’t understand where we’re coming from, especially the baby boomers versus millenials. It’s hard when the older generation criticizes everything you do. The baby boomer generation loves to compare the way the grew up to millenials […] More
A lot of people have things they’re addicted to. There are the normal things like food and sleep, and there are the life-ruining things like drugs and alcohol. As long as the addiction doesn’t ruin your life, it’s all good, right? But people can also get addicted to super bizarre things, like things you wouldn’t […] More
