Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
New Year’s Eve — a time for resolutions, poppin’ bottles, and forgetting about all of the stupid sh*t you did last year. Well, you’re probably going to do the same stupid sh*t this year, but we can all just pretend that we’re going to be responsible, mature adults starting tomorrow (or next week or next month or never). […] More
R.I.P. our white pants, bed sheets, underwear, furniture, bank accounts, carpets, significant others, and sometimes, our dignity. There’s nothing worse than a messy and embarrassing period mishap, and these stories from across the web prove just that. Some are hilarious, some are just downright cringeworthy, but we can always count on our Aunt Flow to […] More
For those swept up in the madness, Tinder can best be described as a dating black hole filled with cheesy pick-up lines, awkward first dates, an endless supply of f*ckboys, and overly sore thumbs. My, what a perfect recipe for romance! People use Tinder for different reasons — some may use it to fall in love […] More
If you’re broke, in college, or trying to pinch some pennies in the big city, roommates are an inevitable part of life. In a perfect world, your roommate is clean, responsible, always pays the rent on time, and will watch Law & Order: SVU marathons with you in the living room. Sounds pretty ideal, right? But alas, we […] More
Chocolate, whipped cream, phallic shaped vegetables — these items are pretty standard fare when it comes to spicing things up in the bedroom. But what happens when you branch out and introduce new and unlikely foods into sex? Like, I’m talking thousand island dressing and macaroni salad kind of new. People can’t live without food and […] More
Sometimes people say and do weird sh*t during sex — that’s a given. But what happens when people do things so bizarre, so whacky, so WTF (!?!) that you’re left wondering how someone could actually think of anything so strange. I thought I was weird, but pretending that your bed is a cage, you’re a hamster, and […] More
Maybe you’re that free-spirit who takes five tequila shots and can’t be bothered to wear a shirt anymore. Maybe you’re the dude who needs to to let his nips feel the crisp, crisp breeze at all times. Or maybe you’re just too lazy (or drunk) to give AF. Either way, being topless is pretty f*cking fun. […] More
Remember that one time you were having sex with that girl and you brought up your mom and started to cry and then farted? Yeah, sorry to bring that up again, bro. While we can all agree that weird sh*t happens during sex, sometimes that weird becomes awkward that becomes 10 years of therapy and the […] More
Blacking out happens to the best of us. You wake up in the morning with a pounding headache, you have no idea where you are, and the panicked curiosity sets in shortly thereafter — “WTF did I do last night??” The night started out pretty reasonably. You had two vodka shots here, a few whiskey cokes there, […] More
Sex isn’t always rainbows and romance and roses strewn across the floor while you embrace in loving ecstasy. No — sometimes sex is gross and painful and downright disgusting. But hey, sh*t happens. Literally. Maybe you poop on your boyfriends d*ck during some ass play. Maybe that gag reflex wasn’t as strong as you thought it […] More
Like escargot and rim jobs, sometimes dirty talk is an acquired taste. When done right, it can escalate mediocre sex into mind-numbingly ferocious and fantastic f*cking. Although, when done badly, it can mean a one way ticket to awkward town — population you. While trying to feel out if your boo (or the person you picked up […] More
Periods aren’t all bad. HA! Who am I kidding — yes they are. But as women, we can collectively weep, laugh, scream, bleed, and eat our weight in Totino’s Pizza Rolls to feel better about having them. We jump for joy because we’re not pregnant, and then we jump into bed and stay there for three […] More
