Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
In a world consumed by 3 second attention spans, social media, work stress, relationship drama, and an inadequate amount of sleep — it’s only inevitable that people will have major f*cking brain farts. I mean, it scares me sometimes when I get home from work and I realize that I don’t remember how I got there. […] More
If you’ve ever had a job, then you know the woes and annoyances of having a sh*tty coworker. I’m talking about the mouth breather who sits next to you who thinks it’s okay to clip his toenails at his desk. I’m talking about Brenda, the b*tch from HR, who tries to push “the lord’s prayer” […] More
Celebrities — they’re just like us! They like butt stuff and do porn and sell drugs and make fools of themselves whenever they drink too much at their friend’s birthday party and we always forget that because we’re too busy fawning over them and their seemingly “perfect” lives. But in reality, famous celebs have deep, dark, […] More
People go to amusement parks for a plethora of reasons. Some go for the funnel cake, some go to have their stomachs turned upside down on death drop rides, and some people go to these parks to make their employees’ lives a living f*cking hell. Like, shut up Barbara — no you cannot take your infant […] More
Move over f*ckboys of Tinder, there’s a new Jedi in town and it’s you! Have you ever wanted something out of someone, a situation, or yourself, but you were too tied up in the bullsh*t that is your subconscious to get anything done? We’ve all been there. I mean, if group projects in college taught […] More
Online dating is a fickle b*tch, y’all. One minute you’re chatting with a guy about the weather, the next — he’s sent you a back “log” of every d*ck pic on his iPhone 5s from the last three years. You think you’ve found the one, but then you scroll down on her profile and see that […] More
Sexual attraction can be pretty unexplainable and random. One day you might cream your pants for the meat clerk with a burly AF beard at Whole Foods, the next — you’re sucking off that vegan poet who quotes “The Office” and wants you to stick a finger up his bum. Not that that’s ever happened. Ever. […] More
It’s date night — the lights are low, you’re snuggled up on the couch drinking wine and watching The Great British Baking Show (because duh), and you’re staring deep into bae’s eyes wondering how you got so lucky. Your boyfriend squeezes your hand or boob and whispers in your ear that he’s “ready.” You move to […] More
When two (or three or five or — okay, chill the f*ck out, y’all) people decide to bump uglies, the expectation is for smooth R&B jams to ease the foreplay in, for no one to fumble around looking for holes or pleasure points or knock their teeth together, and that everyone involved will orgasm and […] More
Feet — they help get you from point A to B, they can be primped and pampered and polished, they hurt like a motherf*cker after your 9 hour shift, and they can facilitate the best gahd-damn orgasm of your entire life. Well, for some people. The realm of foot fetishism has gained more traction over the […] More
Usually I’m a live and let live kind of millennial, but when I’m strolling down the road with my morning coffee and witness a prostitute giving a handy to her John on a park bench in broad daylight for a little bit of crack, I have to wonder — how did we get to this point […] More
Puberty for any adolescent can be perplexing, annoying, scary, and awkward — but going through puberty when your body doesn’t coincide with the gender within? That can turn everything upside down if you don’t have a loving and supportive network of family and friends to confide in and help you through transitioning and understanding who […] More
