Ahh, first love. There’s nothing quite like it. Although it’s new and magical and unreal, it usually has to end sometime. It’s rare for your first love to be your last. So how does it end? The way most relationships do. Someone f*cks it up by cheating or moving away. Or, perhaps, they just fell […] More
As we grow up, we learn a lot about human nature. For instance, how human beings like to hump things and enjoying watching naked people. It happens eventually! You gotta see it cuming (lol). But what you don’t anticipate? Having to explain your sexual desires or knowledge to other people. And not just any old […] More
Sex should always end with a bang! Cumming or an intense orgasm is the goal, and when you don’t get there it really sucks. But if you have a good partner, you’ll always get there. But how else does sex end? You’d think the worst case scenario would just be NOT cumming, but on the […] More
Sex is just… wonderful. It’s sex! Even the vanilla sh*t is fun. But after doing the same old thing for a while, it’s fun to spice it up and experiment a little. And once that starts, it’s hard to stop. So, what do you do? You get a little kinky, start finding some bucket list […] More
What’s one of the easiest way to spice it up in the bedroom? No, not literal peppers or hot sauce, that’ll probably hurt and be a huge regret later on. Here’s a tip: ALWAYS wash your hands thoroughly after cutting up any sort of pepper before sexy time, okay? You and your partner will thank […] More
Sex is weird, for both guys and ladies, but some times the guys have it harder. Only because the male sex is already really weird and usually aren’t so graceful in regards to hooking up. Guys get especially grossed out by periods and blood, two very common things that happen to vaginas. But still even […] More
Love can make any rational person overlook certain personality traits that might otherwise irritate, befuddle, or make you roll your eyes. Like when bae looks at you in all seriousness and asks what an eclipse is called when the sun passes between the moon and earth. An apocalypse, Becky — a motherf*cking apocalypse. It’s crazy […] More
Alright ladies, let’s put it out there in the open – penises are weird. I seriously had no clue what to do when I encountered my first penis. I think it was a blowjob or was it a handjob? I can’t remember since it was so long ago and I’ve encountered my fair share of […] More
Sexual attraction is a crazy thing. One day, it might be calloused man hands, plaid, and submissive little b*tches that make my panties like Niagara Falls, the next — thunderstorms, melted cheese, and the sound of belts being unbuckled. For women, it’s definitely not a one size fits all mentality when it comes to getting turned […] More
Being single has it’s perks. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, and don’t need to base your life and choices upon another person. It’s pretty awesome.. for a while. But then you get lonely and just want a companion. Someone to love you and take care of you when you’re sick. Ya […] More
Online dating is a fickle b*tch, y’all. One minute you’re chatting with a guy about the weather, the next — he’s sent you a back “log” of every d*ck pic on his iPhone 5s from the last three years. You think you’ve found the one, but then you scroll down on her profile and see that […] More
Everyone has a certain type of person they’re attracted to. From appearance to personality, we are all drawn to certain characteristics. Luckily we all have different types, otherwise we’d be f*cked. Imagine everyone in the world vying for the same people? It’d be a bloodbath. But I digress. But are there any characteristics we can […] More
