Subterms
I’m all about sex toys. People need to find innovative ways to pleasure themselves, and sometimes your hand just doesn’t do it. So you resort to other methods.. and they’re usually the bomb.com. But the one sex toy I’m not a fan of? Sex dolls. Some of you might consider that closed minded, but when […] More
When you’re with someone long enough, you tend to get pretty comfortable. You can burp, fart, and poop without being embarrassed and don’t mind sharing a little tmi. But where do you draw the line? Or do you actually draw a line? What’s TOO gross? Well, it’s pretty simple: nothing. You see, when you’re in […] More
If you spend enough time with anyone, they’re bound to get on your nerves eventually. Hell — I can tell if someone is going to make me want to pull my hair out within the first 10 minutes of meeting them. But throw in the fact that you’re smushing someone on the reg or the fact […] More
Getting engaged should be a time of love, happiness, and tearing your partner’s clothes off so you can suck on their genitals until they come into a beautiful oblivion. It’s supposed to elicit feelings of excitement, warmth, and endless heart eye emojis. That sh*t should feel like the best gahd-damn thing that has ever happen […] More
Getting hit on is pretty cool, right ladies? But some times, some guys can’t take the f*cking hint and it get a little out of hand. What do women do then? There’s a couple options: try to to turn them down lightly, keep trying to turn them down if they can’t take the hint, and […] More
If you’re doing sex the best way, then it’s hot, heavy, and just a major clusterf*ck. There are limbs and fluids everywhere, it’s like a freaking battlefield. Sound great right? OF COURSE IT SOUNDS GREAT. And you know what else is great in the bedroom? Surprises. Someone throws you onto a bed without warning, or […] More
Breakups are rough, especially for the one who’s getting broken up with. Some times you see it coming but most times, you don’t see it coming at all. When it comes out of left field, you step back and start over analyzing every aspect of the relationship, trying to figure out where you went wrong. […] More
Marriage is a big f*cking deal. We spend our lives looking for that perfect someone, who can put up with us for the rest of our lives, make babies, and put up with those babies for the rest of their lives, all while you grow old together. So, how do you figure out that they’re […] More
So, you’re finally get laid. It’s been f*cking forever and it’s a relief to know that not only you can still get it but that you’re finally able to orgasm without the help of your hand or dildo. But what happens after sex? Especially if it’s a new person? I’ve been prone to sneak the […] More
When it comes to sex, you think you know what to expect. Why shouldn’t you? You took sex ed, you’ve watched porn, you’re TOTALLY ready for everything that could cum your way. Well, that is completely false. You see, no matter how prepared you think you are for sex, some things could still catch you […] More
When it comes to relationships, you automatically assume it’s great to have a lot in common. Sure, it’s awesome to be able to talk about the same movies, books, and interests and find a common ground, who wouldn’t want that in a relationship? But when it comes to having things in common, there are some […] More
When it comes to getting hit on and hearing creepy sh*t, women deal with a lot worse than men. It’s usually men that send gross d*ck picks, use degrading pickup lines, and are just full-blow creepy mofos. But creepiness doesn’t only apply to dudes. Women can be creepy AF as well. I know, crazy right? […] More
